Monday, July 18, 2011

"That would make an awesome band name!"

"That would make an awesome band name!"
It's my catchphrase.


Robin has:
"Holy *insert random word here* Batman!"
The Hulk has:
"It's clobberin' time!" 
Hell, even Bugs Bunny has:
"Eh, what's up Doc?"
But for some unknown reason, I've chosen:
"That would make an awesome band name".
If I had a shred of musical talent (besides being able to play the electric triangle like a pro of course) then I would actually make up a band with one of these awesome names:

  • Waking up to wisdom
  • Cosmic Panda
  • Suicidal Pirates
  • The Cameron and Lauren band (granted, my five year old cousin created that name)
  • A reggae reggae band I "created" with Kristina... Our song had something to do with Jerk chicken.

Along with a tonne of other names that I've completely forgotten about. I'm going to start writing them down.


I'd love to be in a band!


So if your band is looking for an electric trianglist... hit me up.


Lauren xxx

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Mind the step...

Or... don't.
I didn't update you about the midnight screening of the last Harry Potter (a review of which can be found here. And don't worry, there's not a spoiler in sight) and for that, I apologise.

Megan's Dad drove Me, Megan, Glen and a bunch of Glen's mates ("The MILF mobile" is huge.) to Union Square so we could see the movie. 

I got abuse thrown at me on the way there because Megan told the boys that I hadn't watched "Star Wars".

I'll ram your sonic screwdriver somewhere
painful if you don't stop scowling at me Tennant...

Directly before entering the cinema, everyone seemed to go crazy with excitement...

Megan kept saying:
MEGAN: Arreeee Pottaaaa!
Which is, if you couldn't tell already, Harry Potter with a childlike accent. Turns out, her sister Erin used to say Harry Potter like that when she was little, and the reference had stuck ever since.

A huge majority of Aberdeen turned out for the midnight screening.

Laura, Cameron and Ewan being three of the people that we knew who turned up.

Laura and Cameron had "I must not tell lies" on their hands

Written in pen, they weren't actual scars!
ME: Glad you didn't go hard-core there...
CAMERON: What? By getting a knife and carving it into our arms?
Don't get any ideas kids...


Waiting in the line to get into the screens (I'm pretty sure that cineworld sold out on tickets for the entire ten screens) was a strange experience, because the atmosphere reminded me so much of the atmosphere directly before a concert. 

People were dressed up, everyone was psyched for the film and it was just one of the most amazing feelings I've ever experienced within the four walls of a cinema...

Our screening was amazing too, the audience began cheering once the lights went down for the film to begin, they laughed at the funny parts, cried during the sad parts and applauded once the film ended.

During some of the more upsetting scenes, my eyes would dart to the left, and out of my peripheral vision, I'd see people casually dabbing their eyes with tissues... Everyone knew that Harry Potter, the franchise that epitomised their entire childhood, was about to end. The people on screen weren't actors... they were their friends. They were part of their lives. And after that movie was finished? They were going to vanish. Never to be seen again. 


I think that's what upset people more than anything, the finality of it all.


Someone fell over... she was attempting to run up the stairs so she wouldn't miss anything but all that happened was step, step FLUMP.


You feel horrible for doing it, but you've got to laugh.


Don't believe me?
Ask Nelson.

Lauren xxx

Saturday, July 16, 2011



I watched series 5 yesterday on Blu-ray and other than the weak final episode I thought it was pretty good, I like that the show could end and I'd be OK with that but at the same time they introduced an idea that could be picked up in series 5 if that ever eventually happens.


It has to be said they really lifted their game with special effects this series and actually made use of the anomalies for something other than just introducing a new monster to fight, both of those things were nice

I'd like to see the show continue but if this is the end then I'm OK with that.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 reviews

It has been nine years, seven months and twenty-nine days since the first Harry Potter film was released, and it's been  nine years, seven months and twenty nine days since my generation found a childhood hero, and friend, in the then eleven year old Daniel Radcliffe. 

And shortly after quarter past two this morning, an entire generations' childhood had a deadly avada kadavra curse cast upon it, killing it almost instantaneously.

The boy who lived is back with his lightening shaped scar for the final part of the franchise. Voldemort is back with a vengeance after gaining access to the fearsome elder wand, a wand that is so powerful, it ensures it's wielder invincibility. Harry, Ron and Hermoine face their biggest challenge yet as they set out to find the remaining horcruxes and destroy them, rendering the "invincible" Voldemort mortal once more.

For the first time since his Harry Potter directing debut, David Yates finally perfected his technique, just in time for the big finale. The grayed out colour palette matched the dark tone of the movie as a whole perfectly, and mirrored the characters despair and their pessimistic attitude towards the idea of ever becoming able to defeat Voldemort. Yates seemed to have found a director's forte, opting for a horror-movie inspired camera tilt when focusing on a character. Watch out for it, that technique is used heavily throughout the film. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if Yates had been taking lessons from Tarintino on tension building because it's been a long time since I became so engrossed in not just the character development and enjoyable plot, but the action unfolding on screen and subconsciously measuring the audience's feelings of constant anticipation. It's a quality that Harry Potter films have always seemed to possess, but find difficult to utilise in an effective manner. 
And one more thing, are Zack Snyder's use of extreme close ups during a freeze frame becoming a common occurrence in Hollywood and heavily commercialised films? There were two films that reminded me of Snyder's iconic shot seems to have been heavily replicated within the world of cinema since "Watchmen" was first released. There wasn't a real need to use it in Harry Potter, but it managed to inject some element of humor in an otherwise tense fight scene.

The acting performances were the best that I have seen during the entire franchise. Daniel Radcliffe gave a powerhouse lead performance, with his usual method of acting being joined by a certain raw emotion that was unidentifiable, perhaps it was merely the will to make the last film the best he possibly could, perhaps he felt as though his character needed the extra dimension in such a dark and, what's sure to be, an iconic film. Emma Watson's acting has dramatically improved from the first two movies, with audiences sure to prefer the rebellious bad-ass that Hermoine was beginning to turn into during the last few movies to the know-it-all she was in "...the Philospher's stone". Out of the three main heroes, Rupert Grint had possibly the least lines, but you can bet that he made those lines count. Posing as the comic relief for a majority of the film, Grint ensured the audience were not reduced to puddles of emotional trauma by the end of the two hour film. Ron had brief dealings with grief, which were not explored in much detail, but were subtly handled by Rupert Grint. 

Fiennes reprises his role as Voldemort and proves, once again, that he was born for that role. When he is on the screen, it is not acting, he is Voldemort. He managed to give off an air of desperation and vulnerability without becoming a sympathetic character in the slightest. We hated him, we despised him, but most importantly, we didn't ever doubt that the man we were seeing on screen was anyone else than Voldemort. It wasn't an actor that had patience that knows no bounds and sat for hours upon hours to have his serpent-like transformation into the baddie, it was the man who attempted to kill our hero when he was just a baby over a decade ago, it wasn't a man reading out lines, it was Voldemort's genuine snarls and taunts, filling every audience member with a sense of doom, it wasn't a human on screen, it was a broken, disfigured corpse of a man who sought to be immortal and, above all, feared. Voldemort is without a doubt, one of the best movie villains of our generation and Fiennes should be proud of his performance. Alan Rickman's performance was probably one of the most memorable in the film, the "love to hate" relationship that the world had towards Snape's character was turned on it's head during the course of this movie, making for an emotional, guilt-riddened look back at Snape's life and gave an explanation to why he committed the evil acts that he did. Going on the amount of sniffing and eye-wiping that went on during Snape's pensieve scene alone, I'd say that Rickman's performance was highly believable and sympathetic...
I feel so guilty for hating him.

The script became the definition of "emotional rollercoaster" during it's running time, with members of the audience reaching for the Kleenex near constantly, whether to wipe the tears of sadness or joy from their eyes, depending on the scene that just unfolded before them. The dialogue was witty or thought-provoking, with the Common room scene and "King's Cross Station" scene providing good examples for both respectively. Yates directing coupled with the amazing script made for the "big reveal" to be one of the most shocking film twists in the past few years, despite everyone's previous knowledge of events due to reading the books. I still heard myself gasping when the secrets were coming out, even though I was anticipating it, if that doesn't mark how well made this film was, I have no idea what would convince you.
The sole problem with the script was the near impossibility for viewers who had not watched previous films in the franchise (whether new to the films as a whole or missed out a few along the way) to understand what was going on, however, this was never made for new viewers to enjoy. This was written for Potter fans and Potter fans alone, it always was, and it always should have been.

The special effects in "Deathly Hallows Part 2" were breath-taking and highly realistic, with the sole exception of the broomstick effects, in which the actor/green screen combo were easily identifiable. Other than that, the special effects were seriously flawless. 

Although we saw the film in 2D, I could see a real potential for the 3D technology to be employed during the course of the film. I'd be tempted to say go see it in 3D for the Gringrotts scene alone, as it plays out as a rollercoaster on which the audience "ride" (much like the minuscule part during "Despicable Me" in which the kids ride the rollercoaster and the camera looks as though it is attached to the front of the cart, but on a much larger scale).  

To some, it may be a tiny little detail, but the long anticipated kiss between Ron and Hermione has been the cause of concern for many fans, as is often the case with a franchise such as Harry Potter. I don't want to ruin it, but let's just say, Yates does it in such a manner that it doesn't seem at all cheesy and it isn't disappointing.

Basically, If you've seen any of the previous films, you absolutely need to go and see the final part.

It's the perfect ending to a fantastic series of films... J.K Rowling should be proud.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Pipes of Doom

Well, as promised I finished this guy up last night. I realize the pictures are terrible, but I am in the process of getting a new camera set up.
While I had this guy out for pics, I decide to snap a group pic of my entire Mid-Nor force, since there are a number of things in it that were finished before I started blogging.
I'm really happy with how the army is turning out as a whole. Now I need to get my Demon tower finished some day to counterbalance that Cyclops. ;)


Waffles don't disintegrate.

+
does NOT equal

Went to Starbucks with my Mum, Dad, Auntie Violet and... er... Lorna and Linda (not entirely sure how their related.)

My Auntie and... er... Lorna and Linda live in Keith, so I never get to see them, but dear God, my Auntie is just the cutest thing you've ever seen.

Cuter than this:


Cuter than this:



Even cuter than this:


You get the message, my Auntie is adorable and I love her to pieces, right?

The lady at starbucks told my Mum to get the caramel waffles, pop 'em over her cup, and let them melt.

So my Mum took the waffle...

Broke a piece off...

And ploop. She dropped it in her latte. On purpose.

Nothing was said...

She got to the end of her cup of tea and stared at the bottom for a minute before saying:
MUM: Aww... look. It didn't melt.
ME: Mum, the girl meant that the caramel inside the waffle would melt... not the actual waffle. 
MUM: Well. At least we tried. 
Then Mum, Lorna and Linda went away to Markies whilst I stayed with Dad and Auntie Violet at starbucks.


Dad made a... easel shaped... thing (for lack of better descriptive words) out of wooden stirrers, which I later made into a "kite".

You would need to be highly skilled to be able to fly that kite, that's all I'm saying.



Basically, I had a great time with my family today!


And tonight?

I'm going to see the finale of Harry Potter with one of my best friends.



Today is awesome.


Hope you have had a lovely day too!


Lauren xxx

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Dad... stop flashing the CCTV man.

CCTV cameras... 
they catch the weirdest things.

Went to Livingstone with my Mum and Dad on Monday, it was nice to get out of the house and spend some time with my family for a change.

Not much time spent with my family because we somehow managed to lose my Dad.

Lost? In a shopping centre? What are you Dad, 3 years old?!

HINT: Don't trust the middle-aged 
man in the dog costume.

Not even exaggerating when I say we spent an hour and a half looking for him...

Whilst diving in and out of stores. What? We're female. We are built with a set of magnets in us, that drag us towards shops. It's just a fact of life.

This guy concurs.
See? Scientific fact.

Apparently, he went back to the car and was away to drive away and leave us stranded in Livingstone.

Charming Dad, real charming!

I don't want to go back to Livingstone.

Don't get me wrong, I had an amazing time, the shops were fantastic and the people were lovely, but my Dad flashed a CCTV camera in the lift, and I don't want the security guards to be pointing him out and shaking their heads, knowing they've seen him partially naked.

*shudders*

Someone, please, get my family professional help.

Lauren xxx