Monday, December 29, 2008
Merry New Year!
Ah the time has come to look back on our lives this past year in retrospect and think of ways to improve upon our performance in the coming year. I for one see so many things that I am at a loss as to where I should start (yes, updating my blog more often is one of them :P ). See you all next year!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
I am SUCH a slacker!!
Ok, I just can't let my blog go over a year without a post. I just cant! I have to apologize to anyone who has been waiting for me to update my blog. I suck at these! I guess I just don't have that much to say about myself. It has been a busy year full of ups and downs. Hopefully we will have an even better year in 2009. I will post more often hopefully :D
until then...
here is a random picture...
until then...
here is a random picture...
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
The Bartimaeus Trilogy
I just finished reading my favorite set of books of all time. The Bartimaeus Trilogy. These books are great. They are better than the Harry Potter books, but I don't think they are as good as the Eragon books. The first two books are about how this young magician steals two powerful, magic artifacts for the British government. The third book is how the magician uses those two artifacts to save the world. The third book has a great ending but you will just have to read the books to find out. (Note: The books are a little hard to get into, but when you do they are great.)
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
Update
I am now moderating comments so if your comments don't appear when you publish them don't panic, they will show up when I check them.
Some More Things To Ponder
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is it called a Caesar's salad? Did he invent it?
How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
In the wintertime, why don't entire clouds freeze and fall to the ground?
Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?
Why do you have a hot water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?
Why do brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why are the songs that get stuck in my head always little kid songs?
Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
If air travel is so safe, why do they call it a "terminal"?
If you don't repair your brakes right away should you make your horn louder?
If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is it called a Caesar's salad? Did he invent it?
How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
In the wintertime, why don't entire clouds freeze and fall to the ground?
Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?
Why do you have a hot water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?
Why do brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why are the songs that get stuck in my head always little kid songs?
Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
If air travel is so safe, why do they call it a "terminal"?
If you don't repair your brakes right away should you make your horn louder?
If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Things To Ponder again!
Where do they get that awful music for ice-skating?
If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?
Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?
Why when you say a color a lot does it start to sound really strange?
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together?
If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?
Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?
Why when you say a color a lot does it start to sound really strange?
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together?
Monday, April 21, 2008
KFC: Our Daily Chicken
A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer. Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''
New Movies
There are three new movies I want to see. Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and Prince Caspian. Nuff Said.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Big Reward
A big insurance company just announced they will give $10 million to anyone who can invent a car that gets 100 miles per gallon.
Meanwhile, Exxon says they'll give $11 million to anyone who kills that guy.
Meanwhile, Exxon says they'll give $11 million to anyone who kills that guy.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Things To Ponder cont.
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why is jack a nickname for John?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why does unscented hairspray smell?
Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why is jack a nickname for John?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why does unscented hairspray smell?
Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Things To Ponder
If it is zero degrees outside and it says it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
Why do people look up when they think?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make why is it still only worth a penny?
If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?
Why do you call a pear a pear if there is only one?
Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
Why do people look up when they think?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make why is it still only worth a penny?
If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?
Why do you call a pear a pear if there is only one?
Monday, February 25, 2008
Twilight Princess
Probably the best game ever. One of the first games to come out on the Wii and the last for the Gamecube. This game has awesome graphics, a great storyline, and it has tons of little side-quests and mini games. The music is sweet also. It is also the same price as it was 2 years ago. That shows how great it is. It is a action-adventure game but also has puzzles. After you beat the game there is also way more that you can do.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
The New DS Hyper!!!!
When I first saw this I was amazed. Nintendo was creative before but with the New DS Hyper, they really went over the top. Complete with a rocket, saw, and I think a machine gun, this new handheld gamesystem is everything anyone ever would want. It also comes with every button and gizmos from everything Nintendo!!!
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