Amazing

Look closely at the red and purple, they are the same color.

Things To Ponder

If it is zero degrees outside and it says it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?

If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

Why do people look up when they think?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

Why don't more psychics win the lottery?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?

If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make why is it still only worth a penny?

If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?

Why do you call a pear a pear if there is only one?

Twilight Princess

Probably the best game ever. One of the first games to come out on the Wii and the last for the Gamecube. This game has awesome graphics, a great storyline, and it has tons of little side-quests and mini games. The music is sweet also. It is also the same price as it was 2 years ago. That shows how great it is. It is a action-adventure game but also has puzzles. After you beat the game there is also way more that you can do.

The New DS Hyper!!!!

When I first saw this I was amazed. Nintendo was creative before but with the New DS Hyper, they really went over the top. Complete with a rocket, saw, and I think a machine gun, this new handheld gamesystem is everything anyone ever would want. It also comes with every button and gizmos from everything Nintendo!!!

Two Funny Pictures

Now I have a funny story about this one. I was on Microsoft Word typing something or other and this wizard comes up with his daily helpful writing hint and tips. So it says You can hurt yourself if you run with scissors. I then said to myself, that really is a helpful hint. Just not for writing.

Now I just thought this picture was hilarious.

Last Day Of School!!

Its the last day of school. I cant believe it! It is 9 min before school starts and today my schedule consists of either watching movies in class or taking tests. The only bad part is that this day is going to take about 3 months. and taking the tests. Christmas is so close. I can't wait!!


5 more days........

Psychiatric Hotline

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small, quiet voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you have paranoid delusions, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline.