Friday, March 14, 2008

Things To Ponder


If it is zero degrees outside and it says it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?

If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

Why do people look up when they think?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

Why don't more psychics win the lottery?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?

If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make why is it still only worth a penny?

If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?

Why do you call a pear a pear if there is only one?