Monday, December 6, 2010

I have lost my voice. Where did I put that thing.

Don't worry.


I have found my voice, forgot to check under the pillow.


Weekend was pretty rubbish, did NOTHING!


And started writing up that blog for Friday, honestly takes me ages to do these things now!


OD'd majorly on soothers, sometimes, I wonder if they are the only thing keeping me alive!!


Yeah, had two whole packets in only two days!


Watched the X factor, didn't want Mary to go out.


Love her, and her son, Wagbo.


She must be so proud.

Mum and Dad have an addiction to Christmas films.

There is one Christmas film that they haven't seen. Just one.

And the only reason they haven't seen it is because it was only brought out this year.

Ryan was getting eyed up by a boy that looks like a duck.

As you do.

Watch Back to the Future:- Tomorrow,
 on Yesterday

Props to @xBennyBoy for posting that on twitter, follow him, he's a cool kid.

Lauren out xxx

SAAAAAAMMY!

I have a cold.


A pretty bad cold at that, I've been suffering all weekend because of it.


And you know who I am going to blame for this?


First bus company.


The face of evil.

In the morning, their is usually around 4 or 5 buses that comes to take us to school (21's) and maybe the same amount of buses for the other service that comes to my area, the 3, which doesn't take you to my school, but in another direction into town.

On Friday, their was ONE 21. And there was SIX 3's.

Everyone else at my bus stop went home at half past Eight, I didn't.

I stayed at that damn bus stop until ten to Nine. And I couldn't wait any longer because my feet were like ice cubes, honestly, I was in agony.

Fifty minutes I waited for that bus! And in that time, one had passed, completely full, and another one had went up, but it didn't come down so god knows where that went.

So I went home. And I had toast. And yes, I did watch a bit of a film called "The diving bell and the butterfly", which is an awesome movie.

And then I went out again to try catching a bus (Dedication!)

You know what happened?

A bus was already at the bus stop, so I ran to try and catch it at the next one.

Bus driver saw me running for it, he ignored me (SCREW YOU DRIVER!) so I was left in the cold again.

There was quite a few people that had to come in at 10.20. 

So no Psychology or English for me!

MATHS

Nice to feel missed!

Went into maths and Jo points at me and asks where I was in English.

So I explained, she said that happened to Stephanie too, and then said that we ACTUALLY DID WORK IN ENGLISH!

Shock!

No, seriously, shock. We haven't had a teacher in a month.

Calum informed me that said teacher was seen in Burger King.

Clearly she can't be that ill... unless she's contracted some sort of disease where the only cure is a Double Whopper for the King of Burgers....

Chew on THAT cancer.

Yeah. It wasn't Ms Alba that was teaching us (but you didn't expect THAT, did you?) 

It was Mrs Fulton.

Queue superhero music.

She taught us about a poem. Trust me to miss the one period of work we've had in months!!

Anyways, Maths.

Mr Hughes looked quite upset today. Sophie quizzed him on it, he said he was fine.

I don't believe that for a second, but hey, what am I supposed to do?

My throat was still hurting like MAD, so Calum was a little lifesaver and gave me a lemsip.

You gotta watch out with those mind you, nobody wants excessive diarrhoea.

Sophie had her glasses on, they really suit her, but it's adorable because they are kinda "Granny Chic"

KIND of like these.

But hers are nice :)

Anyway, our table was trying em on, Calum laughed and said that it made everything clearer, then he tried giving them to me to try on...

THEN Mr Hughes went into a long spiel... PRIORITIES MAN!

Calum's hand must have been numb, his arm was outstretched for like, ten minutes.

I tried em on... it was weird. They didn't really make much of a difference but my eyes re-adjusted, like a camera going into focus. So strange.

Mr Hughes caught us and asked Calum what he was asking me (Something about my eyesight).

Calum was confused (along with half of the class in all honesty) and then Mr Hughes said that it wasn't about maths so to shh'd.

It was alright though, we got away for "Queue duty" so we got away 5 minutes earlier.

Lunch came, and Ashleigh told me how she got FREE 30 Seconds to mars tickets *GASP*.

I wasn't that happy with her! I wanted to go to that concert so bad!

She went off to visit her YPI group, which was Befriend a child, the same YPI group as me and my group... so at least we won't feel as if we've let them down when we can't even pull a presentation together!

Then Sara told me the cutest little fact about sheep...

They know when Winter is coming so they try to keep themselves warm. They have some sort of thing in their brains that tell them when they need to go and find shelter and pile on the pounds.

INTELLIGENCE!

FREE

Can't explain how much I love free periods!

Was just me, Laura, Rachel, Michelle, Lewis and Lucas for a whiley in the study room.

Lauren (CHING!) and Kristina came in later on.

We were having a wee dance to some Christmas songs, was a right laugh!

And good vibrations... private joke, don't ask.

We were trying to bypass the proxy, get onto youtube and watch "Attack of the herbals" trailer to see Mrs Duguid.

It didn't work.

Ahhh well.

Mrs Haggarty and Mrs McKay got on to us as well for making too much noise... gah!

Then we decided to go outside and have a play about in the snow...

The snow makes this hell hole look pretty nice.

Kristina


EAT SNOW!


Fell down. Someone should really pick up that panel.



Also, Rachel, Michelle and I went up to 2nd floor to... play "Fast food rockers."

Explanation?

Bear with me here, I'm not entirely sure if this is correct.

A technician came into Mr Hughes class and asked to test the sound. To do so, he needed some music so he asked to borrow someone's iPod. Mr Hughes handed over his phone and what came blaring out of the speakers?

"Fast food rockers".

He then had the BIGGEST grin imaginable on his face, kinda weird for a grown man, even weirder when it's in relation to this song...


Lauren kept murdering quotes...

She's got killer accents! But... her ability to remember quotes is truly awful.

Take one of the classic quotes for Forrest Gump...
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
So she says...
My Momma said "Life was like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you don't get what you wanna get."
She's re-writing a classic here.


Also, Toy Story quotes?
You are a TOY!
That kid also has an awesome sense of style in shoes ;)


ART

Mr McDonald was back

WOO-HOOOOO!

Yeah, we need to get him back anyways. Haha, we've done nothing in his absence! 

I had to go and find out how to make a perfume bottle stopper out of fimo.

Well excited! It's like plasticine!

And before you ask, this was for Higher art! So shhhhh'd!

Got to make a flower. 

So was on the computer, Kristina was trying to scare Mr Arburthnott cause he scared her or something like that :P

Was fun after school, went to the cinema with my amigos, Halle, Lewis and Ross.

Love em so much!!
Ross was telling us about his exam fails (He got the lowest score for Geography in our school's history, well done Ross!)

Then I told him about Megan's exam fail...

"NAME A USE FOR POPPIES" <= This was in Biology, so something like "Opiates" would be appropriate.

What did she write down?

"The Poppy appeal"

Couldn't explain how much I loved her for that!

Went to see Harry Potter again.

Was weird, the cinema was SOOOO cosy, and the film was so long (and I've already seen it), I was going to have a nap.

The boy on my right hand side, first name beginning with L, ending in S... HE fell asleep!

Haha, cutie!

It was really cosy though people, don't blame him!

Also, I was actually going to use Halle's shoulder as a pillow, and was starting to nod off, then she started playing with my hair... by the end of it, half of my hair was over my face!

Halle noticed something that she didn't notice on first vieiwing (WARNING: Highlight next part to see spoilers...

Madeye Moody died, how can you NOT figure that out toots!!

I noticed that Ron's waistcoat matches the couch 

Manly patterns.

By the way, you notice the lamp that is sitting on the windowsill?

Yeah, My Grandma has that lamp! :)

P-chooo
I took the oppurtunity to make some notes about the shots used, you know, directing practise? Got bored though. Still a great movie like, just don't go see it twice in a week or two. Ruins the magic.

We all went to Yo sushi after that (after Ross sat in a Peppa Pig's kiddie ride of course)

Chicken Katsu's all round!

There was this really sophisticated, artsy type guy, sitting across from us... he even drunk his beer sophisticatedly. 

Then Ross made this weird head nodding movement and a smiley face and I said that he looked like a Nodding dog that was having sex.

He replied with "Oh yesssssss"



Running joke? I think so.

Also bumped into this man, he was COMPLETELY drunk.

He put his hand around Lewis and shouted:
DRUNK MAN: SAMMMMMMMMYYYY!!! ... You're not Sammy, are yeh? *Laughs*
He admitted he was drunk (as if we couldn't tell!) and that he was in town with his mate.
ROSS: Sammy?
DRUNK MAN: Exactly!
He wanted to start a fight too. He didn't, he was a playful drunk, the kind everybody loves!
DRUNK MAN: How old are you anyway?
We all reply with our ages, no-one is over 17.
DRUNK MAN: No! NO! You are 22!!! *Taps random passers by on shoulder* These are my friends and they are 22!!
He then shook our hands and told us to have a good night.


AWWW!!


Hope he was re-united with Sammy....


Lauren out xxx 

Sunday, December 5, 2010

5th year is cool because... you get to walk around the school with your socks on

Recommendation: DON'T walk around the school with your socks on. Terribly dirty soles.

However, you do get some pretty epic slides.



So, as most intelligent readers are able to puzzle out, we were back at school today.


Meeeegggaaaa psyched about that...


Sarcasm can never be displayed clearly on the internet.


ANYWAYS, was brushing my teeth this morning, so I typed in that emergency weather hotline number and Mr Whyte came on the phone.


Well.. His recorded message did.


Was just yabbling on about yesterday. I just wanted to know about the day we were actually on. 


Still scrubbing my teeth, I held my toothbrush between my teeth and had a mouthful of toothpaste, the recorded message said the dreaded words.
"Remain open"
I got a bit annoyed.
OCH OOOH!!!!!! OCH OOOOOH! 
Apologise for the language folks.


Something about screaming at a recorded message makes me feel good.


So, off to school I go.


Getting to the school's bus stop? 


That was easy.

Getting into the school's grounds?

THAT was hard.



There must have been at 6cm of snow. Had to wade our way to school!!


And then, going up the stairs, there was another 2 or 3cm's (yups, on the stairs) which, Lewis fell over on.

Abie got a bit of a fright when he grabbed onto her for support ^_^



We were late for first period, must have been about 80 of us, all hanging about outside of the office. We just got told to go to our classes. They said they would be able to tell who was late and who was on time.

Hah. That'll be right.



STUDY


We didn't have a teacher, so really, it was less "Study" and more "Sit and chat"


No complaints here. It's what I do in every class (Yeah. I'm going to pass this year...)


Was watching Megan draw her history poster. Was awesome.

Had Stalin, Churchill (the old Prime-minister, NOT the nodding dog) and Hitler.



Hitler was basically a balloon with a body and a moustache. It had uncanny resemblance if I'm being honest.


He had a speech Bubble coming out of his mouth saying "Hurry Up Stalin!"


There was a pressure chamber with a Polish person's hand inside.




Yes. Like that scene from Titanic

And Churchill's drawing...

Well. Let's just say there was a badly drawn shotgun, and it was being held at the crotch.


Leoni, a few seats away, was helping Billy do HIS poster.

And by helping, yes, I do mean doing it all.

Her's was pretty damn awesome!

Natalie's won though. It was just printed out clip art, each on a separate page and she just explained why it related to History. Class.

Megan then explained that she had sore knees due to a boogie boarding accidents (e.g. She missed the board and smacked her knees off of the ground)

Mr Hughson DID come in and tell us about the emergency weather hotline, so we all thought that the school was closed and that was their way of telling us.

It wasn't.

Then he explained how Mr Hughes wasn't there yesterday because his car broke down.

Me and Linzie had Maths that day, so we though "Booom!" and shot eachother a look.

THEN he explained how Mr Hughes was dressed up in hiking gear so that even if the car broke down, he could still walk to school.

Me and Linzie look at eachother, disappointed.

MATHS

Confusion.

Wish I was a maths genius like Dougal.

No-one could be bothered in all honesty.

Everyone was ill so people were self-pitying (yes, me included)

PSYCHOLOGY

NAB results...

Yeah, I failed. As expected.

8 marks were dropped on ONE question cause I got mixed up between "Resisting Social Pressures" and "Resisting Social influences"

Social Pressures is Obedience 
Social influences is Conformity.

So close, yet so far away eh?

The whole NAB was out of 20 marks, needed 10 to pass.

So, yeah, I got 8. Not too bad. Not a LOT of people passed... so I'm happy with 8.

He said he had no doubt that I'd be able to pass the re-sit, so that's alright!

Also, "revising" about what we were taught last week.

Problem? I wasn't THERE last week.

DOH!

Difficulty understanding.

We had a quiz type thing as well. 
DOD: Whoever finishes first, wins.
DANIELLE: What do we win?
DOD: The pleasure of knowing that you came first.
NATALIE: Our old psychology teacher gave us sweets.
DOD: OKAY! Okay, I'll remember to buy a prize next time! But if I go bankrupt, I'm blaming you!
That man is crazzzzzy.


In a good way!


Not like Mr Lawson crazy...

Good crazy.



Keith's wanting to become a Counsellor....


Which is... Kind of strange... in a way.


The kid has a landslide of abuse coming towards him from basically EVERYBODY, it's a shame! 


But Keith (A.K.A LJ or "Devil child") is ALWAYS smiling...


Remind you of anyone?

Noooooo, noooo, Keith is a good guy though! Still, did come to quite a shock to me that he wanted to become a counsellor!

Leoni and Scott were headbanging madly, I though "man, must be some real death metal music right there"
LEONI: I love Busted.
... Stand corrected.


Then we got talking about Friends and how much we would pay just to watch a movie. I said i'd pay £20 easily to watch it.

They'd make TONNES!



Yet, alas, no plans have been made. We were hearbroken...

Well, Halle still hasn't CONSCIOUSLY watched an epi of Friends (How very dare you!) so Leoni shot her a "Whatchoo playin' at Willis" look.



FREE PERIOD

5th period rocked.

Halle can vouch for me there (she got Lasagne for 20p)

Lewis didn't like the Lasagne. Said that it had too much garlic.

The Dinner lady (apparantly) replied:
DINNER LADY: Garlic's good for your sex life!
... Nice to know.


(P.S. Nothing comes up on google when you type in "Sexy garlic" apart from a banana and a few shirtless guys.)


Moving on...


Me and Ashleigh went looking for a room with a projector (remind me to take in a few Friends DVD's next week!) didn't take long to find, was in the room DIRECTLY beside the one we were in!


So we went back into the room we were just in (the Study room) to tell Sara and Bev that we found a room.


Then we went back into the room, ate some yummy chocolate and watched the snow fall, whilst having a good little chat.

Then we went back to the Study room. Bev and Sara had their shoes off. Mrs Anderson poked her head through the door and dragged a VERY reluctant Sara away to phone her Y.P.I charity.


Then Bev went to the corridor and tried to do a floor slide with her socks.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXFrWjySa6I See here for example.


It kinda failed.


I attempted it too...

I almost fell.



Almost, being key word here.


Then we went up to 3rd floor and started a photo shoot....


I didn't have an advent calendar so she was going to buy me one, they ran out so she bought me this instead, AWWW!!!

Pretty view over our (ugly) school

Going up?

Ahhhhh why do I always choose this pose?

I OWN THIS ALL!!

She fell over. Twice.  In the same spot.

Shelter!


Corridor :P

Footprints in the snow

In the snow. Up to her knees in it.

I <3 you too!

Good fun! 

We were just wondering around school in our socks. Cause let's face it, 5th years own it ;)

ART

Nothing was done again!

Mr McDonald wasn't there, so we had Mrs Duncan.

Ashleigh was scanning through my photos, Mrs Duncan demanded to see the one where Ashleigh fell down (favourite shots are the ones that involve fails, ever notice that?)

Ashleigh took one look at THIS photo


And asked "WTF?"


I said that I had an explanation.


I said I'd explain... later on.


Which, I didn't. But you guys know what this means, don't you?!


COMPLETELY INNOCENT!


I think Mrs Duncan is pregnant...


Still need confirmation from Ashleigh that it is Mrs Duncan and not someone else


Ashleigh isn't actually in my Art class by the way... she just comes in sometimes for a laugh!


No-one has any problems with that, so it's all good.


Lauren xxx


NOTE: Mrs Duncan was pregnant... a few years ago. Fail.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Neverwhere



Over the last couple of days I've been watching the BBC television series Neverwhere which was written by Neil Gaiman.

I'd been aware of Neverwhere for some time, I've never read the book but I had heard that Gaiman was interested in producing a film based on this series and I can see why, there were some interesting ideas in Neverwhere but the series was severely hampered by it's low budget and I think a moderately budgeted movie exploring the same ideas could be interesting. - as it stands I think I could only recommend the Neverwhere TV series to die hard Neil Gaiman fans and having never read the book for all I know they might hate it.