Two Funny Pictures

Now I have a funny story about this one. I was on Microsoft Word typing something or other and this wizard comes up with his daily helpful writing hint and tips. So it says You can hurt yourself if you run with scissors. I then said to myself, that really is a helpful hint. Just not for writing.

Now I just thought this picture was hilarious.

Last Day Of School!!

Its the last day of school. I cant believe it! It is 9 min before school starts and today my schedule consists of either watching movies in class or taking tests. The only bad part is that this day is going to take about 3 months. and taking the tests. Christmas is so close. I can't wait!!


5 more days........

Psychiatric Hotline

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small, quiet voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you have paranoid delusions, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline.

Joke

A frog walked into a bank to see the loan officer, Miss Patricia Wack. He said, "Hi! My name is Kermit Jagger. I'm Mick Jagger's son and I need a loan."
So Miss Wack asked, "What do you have for collateral?" Jagger pulled out a pink ceramic elephant.
Miss Wack went to her boss and said, "There's a frog out here named Kermit Jagger and he wants a loan. All he has for collateral is a pink ceramic elephant. What the heck is this thing anyway?"
She handed the elephant to her boss, who said, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.

Super Smash Bros. Melee

I got Super Smash Bros. Melee!!! It is the best game for Game Cube.

Comics

Tommorrow is the first ever posting of Math Geek Comics!! But do not go on the site until tommorrow because it is under construction.

Genetic Engineering

Sea Stag

Sea Lion

Elipus

Dolphant

Chimparus

Cat Fish

Shrimpit

Purrana

Prickly Poly

Muttarus

Hippocrabumus

Comics

Hey everybody sorry I have not posted for a while but I have BIG news! Math Geek Comics posts its first comic Saturday, November 17th made by me...Math Geek. Applause, Applause, Applause...... So go to mathgeekcomics.blogspot.com, Saturday..November 17th. Thank You.

Q: Did you hear about the fisherman who traded a sausage for a seagull.

A: He took a tern for the wurst

Words That Sound Like Numbers

OneOne was a racehorse,
TwoTwo was one too,
One One won one and TwoTwo won one too.

X-Treme Randomness

... I am sitting on my bed at 11:28 on a Sunday night, everyone else in the house is sleeping (which is saying alot) browsing aimlessly through the web like there was a good reason or a purpose other that just to do it.  My cell phone is beeping because I just got off of an hour long support call and I have the lyrics to an Ani DiFranco song running round and round in my head.  Random thoughts are floating around intermingled with the lyrics... things like:

• What was I in the middle of at work when I left on friday?
• I have to wake up early to go to  Les Schwab to get my valve replaced on my van tire
• I really need to plug in my laptop before the battery dies.
• ...and my cell phone too so it will stop beeping at me!
• I want to go pick out the parts to my new computer.
• I can pick out the parts whenever I want
• ... there is no point to picking out parts because I cannot afford them
• I only have 17% free battery space
• what are they going to build in the lot between lonestar steakhouse and the range rover dealership?
• and about a million other things even more strange and random than that!
• ....

goodnight...




"I open a fire-door to four lips, none of which were mine...kissing
tighten my belt around my hips... where your hands were missing
stepped out into the cold, collar high into the slate gray sky
the air was smoking the streets were dry
..and I wasn't joking when I said goodbye!"
Firedoor- Ani DiFranco

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More Programming humor nobody gets...

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
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"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup
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Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
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We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
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A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
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"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
-Bill Gates, 1981
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"To err is human. To really mess things up requires a computer"
- Unknown
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Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it.
Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.
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Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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And finally, my new favorite:
"If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer."

Life

Uggggg. School. Where did summer go. I am in High School now and I know it is going to be a whole lot more work. 4 more years till college. Then I get married. Then I have kids. Then I am a grandparent. Then................I die. Sad how short life is

Oh dear... good advise!?!

So incase you have not read my lovely Meadows blog, She and I stumbled upon a web site called engrish.com and then we laughed... alot... to the point of belly laughs and little girl giggles. I highly recommend you give it a visit.





This also has made for an interesting conversation regarding the popularity of clothes and trinkets that have chinese and japanese writing on them. how do we know that the shirt we are wearing acutally says "peace" and not "This idiot paid way too much for this shirt" ? kinda makes you think...

Videos

I just want to point out that Joke Police, Things you cant do when you're not in a pool, The Automobile Edition, and The Cellphone Edition are by dontbethatguy and Mother's Day and Cubicle War are by the same guys.

Poll

As you can see, I have created a poll. It makes my blog cooler.



VOTE NOW!!!!!

I found this on the wayward weblog. pretty funny stuff (if you are a total geek like me anyway.
This is an interesting take on programming language. This new language is called the YODA programming language, I think you can all figure it out from there.

Instead of the cryptic c-like syntax below:

 

 

public void Main(string[] args) {

   Console.WriteLine(“Hello World”);

}

 

 

We will now have eloquent YODA-like syntax:

 

 

(args of string many are they) Main is what they seek yet return they do not.

 

Brace you must

     Written it is, the Console. “Hello World”

 

 

so at this point, if you are a geek (or a nerd) you are laughing or a least grinning however if you are not you are just confused and wondering who allowed such an idiot to have a blog and possibly even thinking that they should start regulating who is allowed ownership of a blog.
Either way, I don't care because I nearly fell out of my cushy chair after reading it on my second 20" widescreen.

Ear

So maybe you are all sick of this, but then again maybe you are all nonexistent and nobody actually reads these and I am simply pandering to the collective void... hmm

These pictures were taken once again by my wonderful sister Ashley
I just had to post them because it is just so amazing to me.

This is taken the day Alton was due. (he was 3 weeks early)



And this one is one if my favorites. Just Alton cuddling with Meadow



I love the freckles and the hair.

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Transformers

3 days ago I saw Transformers. It is my favorite movie. The special effects in it are awesome. Can't wait for it to come out on DVD.

Tennessee

On Tuesday July 31 we got back from the Moose Hollow Lodge. It was great. It had 3 floors, on the the top floor there are two rooms. On the middle floor it had a big kitchen, a sitting area and four bedrooms. There were also two jacuzzis(they were on the deck). In the basement there was an arcade with a pool table, a air hockey table and four game stations. Downstairs there was also a small kitchen, a sitting area, a treadmill, three bedrooms, a laundry room, and a movie theater. The lodge was so awesome. We also saw a black bear, and two deer while on a hike. Overall it was a great trip.

Dang he's cute!

Time for more Alton photos!

So Awake!


Not happy so much...


This is by far my favorite!



Many thanks again to Ashley for these wonderful images.

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... Just the coolest music video...EVER

OK, so these guys are called OK, GO and I happened upon this music video a while ago and it is still one of my favorite things. I even have it on my mp3 player right next to the ask a ninja videos... yeah.

Um... so yeah, there are no words...

By Far the strangest thing I haver ever seen an all male (yes all male, but he does look good in that top...) group of 1,500 phillippino inmates do... how 'bout you?

Embedded Video

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He's finally here!!!

Alton Perryn Jackson
born July 9th 2007 at 2:24 p.m.
6 lbs 14 oz  and 19" long

He is amazing and beautiful and yet so frail and helpless. He does not cry, he squeaks.  When I look at him I cannot help but kiss his little head and smile because I know that he is a part of me. 

This Glorious picture was Taken by our Dear friend and adopted Sister Ashley. all credit and praise goes out to her for this work of art in picture form

Thank you to all of you who have supported us with love and prayer.  It has not been unnoticed and the fact that he is here safe and mother and baby are fine shows that it has not been in vain.

Much love to all.

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The littlest Patriot

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ok, so here's the update

um, so a lot of you are probably wondering what the deal is with Meadow and the baby (Dani) so I thought I would part with some info. First, let me inform you that he is still very much entrenched within the safety of Meadows 'universe' as Teya once called her uterus.
here are the facts

1.We are having a little boy.

2.His name is Alton (secret middle name here) Jackson

3.He is due on 7.30.2007

4.We both think it would be cool if he was born on 07.07.07 (Saturday)

5.Regardless, if he is not born by Monday (the 9th) they will induce

6.We are both excited and a little freaked out that it is almost over

7.We will now officially have lots of kids!

8.Peanut Butter Twix are yummy!!!

...Holy Freaking Moly!!! He's posted!!!!

Sad isn't it? I don't know what my issue is, but I always start one of these here blog thingies and then I just sort of disappear. Well not this time pal!!! I won't hear of it! I won't just fade away from your memory like the name of your kindergarten teacher... Mrs. um.... uh.... whatevertheheckhernamewas! I plan to at least give this here posting thing the 'ol college try' and see what happens. Of course I realize that anybody that may have ever even had a remote interest in reading this Rumpelstiltskin of a blog has long since forsaken it and given it up for dead. Aah well. at least this way I will no longer feel the burden of needing to sound intelligent or the desire to impart something of substance to validate theirs as well as my existence.

Wooo Hoooo!

That is all....

New Toy

Today I recieved in the mail a new mechanical device..... The Mattel Hyperscan!!!!

For those who are scratching their head and thinking what the heck is a hyperscan, the hyperscan is a game console....like X-Box.....Gamecube.......those Plug-N-Play things....you get the idea.

It all started Tuesday, June 12 when I was at the library on ebay looking up the hyperscan, when there it was.... It said in big bold print Mattel Hyperscan, 99 cents. I almost started crying. So I rushed home and made my mom get on ebay and buy it. Then we got the price. Hyperscan, 99 cents. Shipping, 14 dollars. I'm still paying it off.

But it's cool.

I... Hate..... Dial Up!!!

My computer did it again.

Every time I try to download something off the Internet it either freezes or says Juno is disconnecting (I have dial up). I was trying to download Joke Police(you can watch it from a link in My Favorite Links).

Even if I could have been able to download it it would take 2 hours or something like that. And its a 2 minute video. You can watch it without downloading it though.... But my computers to slow. The video is hilarious though so I will keep trying.

Sigh..... What have I done to deserve this.

Pirates and Spidey

The new Pirates movie was so cool! The special effects were great and there were some great actors. It was better than the 2nd one but the 1st one was better. I wonder if there is going to be a 4th one?????

The new Spiderman movie was awesome!!! It was much better than the new Pirates movie because Spidey had the Sandman in it and the Sandman is the coolest. Also it had the new Green Goblin and Venom in it and they are cool also. In Pirates, Davy Jones kept saying "Do you feel dead" and that got old really fast.


But they are both great movies.

First Day Of Summer Vacation

If this day will be anything like the rest of the summer, then I quit.

I woke up to James and Beth sneaking in my room. I think "what are they doing here" and then they stick the dog in my bed and run out of my bedroom. So I fall back asleep and I awaken to a loud hammering noise. So I get out of bed and walk dwnstairs, dog in hand, wondering what the heck is going on. And what to my wondering eyes should I see, James and Beth are outside hammering nails into blocks of wood.

I call out to them, "Will you guys please stop that, it is very annoying and people are trying to sleep!!!" So they smile sweetly sweetly at me and keep hammering away at those poor pieces of wood. Seeing that I am not going to get back to sleep, I sit down and start watching my morning cartoons.

Oh, gee whiz, just thinking about it gives me the chills. If you need me I will be sleeping. Let you all have a better morning then the one I woke up to.

March 12,2007 ultrasound 009

March 12,2007 ultrasound 009
Originally uploaded by JustaJeeper.

by gum its a boy!!
we had the ultrasound and had our suspicions confirmed, its a boy!
we are over joyed.