A frog walked into a bank to see the loan officer, Miss Patricia Wack. He said, "Hi! My name is Kermit Jagger. I'm Mick Jagger's son and I need a loan."
So Miss Wack asked, "What do you have for collateral?" Jagger pulled out a pink ceramic elephant.
Miss Wack went to her boss and said, "There's a frog out here named Kermit Jagger and he wants a loan. All he has for collateral is a pink ceramic elephant. What the heck is this thing anyway?"
She handed the elephant to her boss, who said, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.
