Thursday, September 6, 2007

More Programming humor nobody gets...

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
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"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup
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Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
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We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
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A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
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"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
-Bill Gates, 1981
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"To err is human. To really mess things up requires a computer"
- Unknown
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Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it.
Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.
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Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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And finally, my new favorite:
"If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer."