If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why is jack a nickname for John?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why does unscented hairspray smell?
Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
