Where do they get that awful music for ice-skating?
If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?
Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?
Why when you say a color a lot does it start to sound really strange?
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together?
