A big insurance company just announced they will give $10 million to anyone who can invent a car that gets 100 miles per gallon.
Meanwhile, Exxon says they'll give $11 million to anyone who kills that guy.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Things To Ponder cont.
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why is jack a nickname for John?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why does unscented hairspray smell?
Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why is jack a nickname for John?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why does unscented hairspray smell?
Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Things To Ponder
If it is zero degrees outside and it says it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
Why do people look up when they think?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make why is it still only worth a penny?
If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?
Why do you call a pear a pear if there is only one?
Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
Why do people look up when they think?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make why is it still only worth a penny?
If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?
Why do you call a pear a pear if there is only one?
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