Things To Ponder again!

Where do they get that awful music for ice-skating?
If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?
Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?
Why when you say a color a lot does it start to sound really strange?
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together?

KFC: Our Daily Chicken

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer. Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''

New Movies

There are three new movies I want to see. Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and Prince Caspian. Nuff Said.

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