Two Funny Pictures

Now I have a funny story about this one. I was on Microsoft Word typing something or other and this wizard comes up with his daily helpful writing hint and tips. So it says You can hurt yourself if you run with scissors. I then said to myself, that really is a helpful hint. Just not for writing.

Now I just thought this picture was hilarious.

Last Day Of School!!

Its the last day of school. I cant believe it! It is 9 min before school starts and today my schedule consists of either watching movies in class or taking tests. The only bad part is that this day is going to take about 3 months. and taking the tests. Christmas is so close. I can't wait!!


5 more days........

Psychiatric Hotline

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small, quiet voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you have paranoid delusions, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline.