Fun with cars.

And I ain't talking 'bout  bumper cars.

That is one nice bumper car.

PSYCHOLOGY 

ART

Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?

Good news? I got out of my NAB to finish off my art folio and I actually managed to finish off my art folio!!

Bad news? I missed the last ever Psychology class.

DOD!!! *shakes fist at sky* 

Yeah. I'm overly emotional over these things.

I've had some good times in that class! I'm going to miss the banter.

I'm predicted to get a B for Art... I'd REALLY like an A!! But hey, I left it to the very last minute, so I'm chuffed I passed at all!!

ENGLISH

Aww man... this is over a week ago... Genuinely can't remember!

DOUBLE MATHS

We would have had such a riot... if only we knew it would have been our last ever period of maths...


Alas. We did not.


However, the banter was amazing as usual. Words cannot describe my love for Sophie, Calum and Dougal. Such sweetie pies.


Spent my free with Sophie and Calum, revising English.


Sophie gave me and Calum a plan for a Turning point essay, so we were trying to decipher her writing and get our head around the points of the plan.

ME: So, is it all about the soliloquy?

SOPHIE: Uh... *Does this cute little smile that basically tells us all that she doesn't know what we're talking about* 

Smile and wave boys...

Smile and wave.

ART

Not much happened. Mr McDonald just confused us by saying that we might not get a photo of a painting when we open our exam paper next month... we might get a photo of fabricated fruit.

What tae fook?

Hilarious after school!

Calum was a sweetie and told me that he'd give me a lift home, so me, him and Caitlin waited in the car for Sophie, as she tried to stop Natalie driving away by lying across her bumper.

She also failed to stop Natalie driving away.

Yeah. She was running with the car.

What can I say? Sophie just didn't have

the strenght needed to stop a car.

Or pick it up with one hand.

If only she was a alcoholic hobbo!

She then tried to get into Calum's car... and he drove away, slow enough that she could still hang onto the side of the door, fast enough to make her run for her very life.

He repeated this several times, It was... ahhh... man! It was fantastic! Haven't laughed that hard in ages!!

Lauren xxx

Golf widow

Muck up day:

"The last EVER day of secondary school or college, when everyone in the senior year sets up various pranks to amuse the younger students (and themselves)."

It's a beautiful day, and it's also the one day that everyone in 6th year turns up to.


Why wouldn't you? It's your last ever day of school, and you get away with everything.

Almost everything.


Stuff to do on your last day of school:

• Ordering a heap of fast food to the school, under your headteacher's name... to be delivered at a time where he has a meeting.
• Cover a teachers car in tuna and shoving a potato in their exhaust.
• Block the stairway so no-one could get to class.
• Tie people up with clingfilm
• Release two sheep in the school; One labelled "One", the next labelled "Three" and watch as the teachers run around the school in panic, attempting to find the non-existent sheep number "Two".
• Decorate the school... however you want.
• Put baby oil on the banisters.
• Fill water balloons with Ketchup.
• Dress up as superheroes... unless you actually are a superhero. Then you should probably go as ninja.
• Kidnap a teacher. Preferably one that won't press charges.
• Cry.

Okay... I did the last one for the 6th years. I'm just going to miss them so much!

P.S.E

I missed the last ever redgy with Mrs Talboys because of the buses *rolls eyes*


I can't say that I'm bothered about that. I am not. Seriously. I don't care.


Some redgy teachers were given presents, others gave presents, some made heartfelt speeches...


What happened in my redgy class?


Caitlin made a passing comment about it being the last ever redgy that 5F1 will spend together.


And then my redgy teacher mixed me up with Sara. And I wasn't even there...

Justifiable seen as I've been in her

class once a day (previously

twice a day) for almost

SIX YEARS!

We were down in Mrs Anderson's guidance room cause our class was so small.
It smells nice, but it's way too quiet.


So we ended up just chatting away, awkwardly, seen as Mrs Anderson could hear every word we were saying.


But it goes both ways!!

MRS ANDERSON: Yes, seen as I'm a golf widow! *laughs uncontrollably*

Me, Michelle, Claire and Lauren share a look that screams: What the hell is she talking about?!


We were meant to man the fire alarms all day (people could not be bothered doing that though) so the 6th years couldn't set them off, but it ended up failing because I almost ended up accidentally setting them off... twice.


Watch where you lean.

BIOLOGY

We revised our asses off in this per...


Hah! Just kidding, we played taboo.


Then it was break... and all of the 6th years were in the hotbar... Signing eachother's t-shirts, hugging one another, going insane with a beachball...


It was all very touching.


Mrs Henderson got hit on the back of the head with the beachball... good times!


She didn't even shout at Danielle, she just smiled. 


Told you, 6th years get away with everything on muck up day!!

Almost everything.


Signed Kristina's book, gave more people hugs than I could possibly name, signed Sophie's Hannah Montana banner (don't ask) and got a photo taken with Sophie and Lewis...


Then I saw Laura hugging Kristina and I just almost broke into tears...


I'm gonna miss those two so much!!

DOUBLE ART

Okay, here's the deal, I nearly cried about seven times in the space of these two hours.


I blame Kristina's book! Some people wrote some really beautiful stuff in it!! 
We were remembering the good times, including the legend of "ching".

LAUREN: CHING!

LAUREN AND I: *in Unison* Chiiiinngg... *broken hearted face* 

You see, it is in that very classroom that we came up with the greeting/nickname Ching. It happened when doing a dot picture, it's furiously dot the pen to make a piece of paper look like a teapot (don't ask) and whenever I would stop tapping, Lauren would shout "Ching!" from across the classroom because it sounded like a typewriter...


The legend of ching is finished.


I was upset by that.


Then Mr Lawson came in and called Greg gay...

MR LAWSON: Do you wear your trouser low?

GREG: Yeah.

MR LAWSON: Do you know where that came from?

GREG: No...

MR LAWSON: I'm not racist, but It came from black people. In prison, people used to wear their trousers like that as an invitation for homosexual sex.

Louie Spence:

A big supporter of the sagging trend.

Then again, he's also into the "cover your

manhood with piece of fruit trend"...

Note: Pineapple's are prickly. Ouch

Further note: It's not a fully grown pineapple,

which means he's a PINEAPPLE PAEDOPHILE!

Then Mr Lawson started to ask whether or not people smoked coffee... I switched off after that.

DOUBLE MATHS

Possibly the last time I ever have to do maths!! Which is good, but Calum and Sophie weren't there... so it sucked majorly... I'm going to miss them more than I can possibly describe...


Ahh-booooooo! 


Megan came round after school to cheer me up, we talked, looked up the next school play, "The return to the forbidden planet" (Look it up, it's dreadful)


All in all? It was a good Tuesday.


Lauren xxx

I am a rampant, raping nun.

You got a problem wi' that?

PSYCHOLOGY

Yes. I got called a "Raging, Raping Nun" by Ashleigh today.

I don't even know why...

Oh no, wait, I do.

It was raining and I had no hood so I borrowed Sara's scarf and used it as a hijab.

Hijab? Raping Nun...

Yeah... I can see where you get that from...

*shifty eyes*

I decided to pretend to be a raping Nun... and I went into Pedo bear mode.

Hide yo' kids!

By "Pedo bear mode", I mean I stared directly at Ashleigh until she turned around, and then I slowly slid down the chair until I was out of view...

I love creeping people out.

Speaking about this blog today too!

ASHLEIGH: Better write that as your blog title!

ME: I will!

LJ: You have a blog?

ME: Yeaaaah.

ASHLEIGH: Where have you been for the past...

ME: 7 months? (Jeeez!)

KIRSTY: You get all the gossip!

LJ: I don't want to read gossip.

ASHLEIGH: But it's not all gossip.

LJ: You said it was! 

Gossip? Me? NEVER!


Speaking of gossip....


No. I don't think I have any gossip today.


Unless you want to hear about the condition of Caitlin's room?


Nah. Didn't think you would.

ENGLISH

Mrs Fulton seemed VERY calm for today being folio deadline!


In fact, so was so calm, she put on "Outnumbered" for us.


Productive lesson, as you can clearly tell.

Sorry. Genuinely couldn't keep a straight face. 

Megan was speaking about these girls who would literally socially exclude their "friends" if their hair was a mess or they didn't wear make-up.


Which, lets face it, is sickening.


Hate someone who's spreading rumours, or hatred. NOT someone who is merely being themselves.


Calum and Caitlin were "fighting" 

CALUM: Get on the bus back to Kincorth, then PHONE ME and I'll pick you up.

CAITLIN: I didn't take my phone!

CALUM: Well that's a lot of... *mumbles* good!

MRS FULTON: Do you want me to give you some money?

CALUM AND CAITLIN: Awww no!

MRS FULTON: Because I can't leave you stranded!

She's like a little superhero. 

Like THAT. But not as slutty.

Or slutty at all.

Went for break, and you know the "turd muffins" I used to tell you about?

You know, Turd Muffin.

Well, I give you... JIZZ MUFFIN.

...

Okay, my camera is in getting fixed right now, so there's no picture, just use your imagintion.

It's a muffin, with clumped on, white buttercream on top.

...

Mmm. Yummy.

DOUBLE MATHS

Good thing?

I realised that I've only got roughly 15 more periods of Maths again... in the rest of my life.

Bad thing?

I realised that I've only got roughly 15 more periods of Maths again with Sophie, Calum and Dogugal, in the rest of my life.

Queue the waterworks.

But seriously... THANK GOD I'm coming close to never EVER having to do another exponential function or draw a tan graph.

Seriously. Bleh.

Told Calum about how Michelle's cat attacked my viciously. It just really hates me.

Well you know what Kitty? I HATE YOU TOO.

.... 

DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT!!

Adele won a limo ride!

Which is pretty damn awesome! Sophie was totally chumming her up, trying to hitch a ride ;)

Haha, don't blame her!

Mr Hughes was trying to be funny again...

SOPHIE: Is it okay if me and Calum can go down to see Fullo?

MR HUGHES: Fullo?

CALUM: Mrs Fulton.

MR HUGHES: So are you Sophie-o?

*thuds head repeatedly on desk*

FREE

We have NO-WHERE to go now Mr Moody has stolen the Study room... Grrr... so we just went up and along every floor in the school.


We got up to third floor, and we were talking and looking at the giant map.... when Mrs Murray came out.

MRS MURRAY: What are you girls doing?!

Okay, before I can justify our actions, you must understand why we re-acted the way we did.


When adults see Mrs Murray, they see her for what she is...

Elton John's Mother 

A small, red haired lady.

When pupil's see her on the other hand?

Let's just say we perceive her as menacing.

So, when she asked us (angrily) what we were doing... we stared at her for a fifth of a second before all doing a ninety degree turn and bashing our faces off the map.


Seriously, we were standing that close to it.

ART

So stressful.


Found out that I have to complete TWO folios in the next 28 days...

WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING FOR EIGHT MONTHS OF MY LIFE?!

Went out to Chiquitos with Abie and Lewis at night.


Had a great time! I love our Friday's out!


Abie booked a table but it wasn't ready by the time we got there... So the wifey that greets you almost got a table buzzer somewhere dark and painful.


Ouuch!


Lauren xxx

Hold on a minute... my Year head saw you naked?

Meet Squirtle, the awkward turtle.

P.S.E.

Is Mrs Anderson ever on time?

No matters. 

Me and Lauren had a lovely chat. So it's cool.

Linzie was saying that her cousin met Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd in McDonalds. What happened?

As any normal fan would do, she asked her for her autograph.

What was there response?

"No."

"Oh my goooooood... Poor people. Ewww."

"Must... Cover mouth.

May. Get. DISEASE."

I am sorry, I get that if you are a celebrity in a small city, you will be getting a lot of attention. But seriously? No? Put them down bluntly if at all! Most celebrities just manage to grin and bear it!

Besides, GET OVER YOURSELF. You were in the final twelve of 2010's version of X Factor. Big celebrity. HUGE. 

Let's face it. It's hugely likely that they will be forgotten about by this time next year. So they should be nice to their fans while they still have 'em.

BIOLOGY

Abie lost her earring...

Eeeek.

ABIE: Ms, can I go to P.E. five minutes from the end of the period. I've lost one of my earrings.

MRS DUNCAN: Ohh, you're never going to find it if it's in P.E... But you can go, IF you finish your work.

ABIE: *really sad face* Aww... 

DOUBLE ART

I think I'm ill again *coughs*

I blame Kati for this.

RAWR!

No. That Skeleton isn't Kati... who is apparently a cat pedophile.

I was shocked by this too Kitty.

She was looking for skulls to draw (don't ask) so she looked in the box marked skulls (again, don't ask) and found a few Goats head...

So she picked one up, and a pile of dust came out.

KATI: Awww man, I'm going to get rabies now!

And now I feel like... BLEH!

More importantly though, my friend came out of the closest!

D'aaaw. D'AAAAW!

I am so proud of him. Society is much more accepting of differing sexualities now, but teenagers are mean to one another. Even straight people are made fun of for: Going out with the wrong person, going out with an ugly person, going out with a really pretty person, going out with too many people, not going out with enough people... It's like... Oh. My. God. Mind your own business. Do you have to hang with them? NO. So shut up!!

*shakes head*

Anyways, really proud of him, he seems so happy, which makes me happy!

Respect.

DOUBLE MATHS

Calum was off today, bless, he was actually ill this time, not just skivving ;)


And Sophie went over to see Danielle so it was just me and Dougal.


Oh. And some random first year...


He slept on my calculator after banging it.


Not banging it as in...


Yeaaah. 


GIVE ME BACK MY CALCULATOR.


'Tever.


Mrs Murray came in and she was REALLY angry.

MRS MURRAY: Can I see Jinky for a moment.

MR HUGHES: Not just now, he's doing an exam....

MRS MURRAY: I don't care. NOW.

Pffft.

So, as normal teenagers do... we lug in.

MRS MURRAY: *muffled shouting* YOU HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR HIM!!!

First thing that happened when he came in the room?

EVERYONE: What happened?! 

JINKY: Danny Ross got naked in the 4th year common room. We were in the toilets and he just asked me "Do you think I should get naked?". I said "NO." But he did anyway. So he came out of the toilets totally naked *does impression of Danny standing happily naked, with his hands covering his... underparts*. He forgot that there was CCTV.

Yes. If you didn't guess already, my Year head saw one of the 6th years. Completely naked. Wow.

JINKY: Mrs Murray was wanting me to tell her who it was... but I said that I didn't know. So she screamed "You held the door open for him!" and said that she was going to exclude me if I didn't tell her who it was! 

*shrugs* Just your average day then?


Lauren xxx 

It's Friday, Friday...

Couldn't resist...

This kid and her annoying song is EVERYWHERE

"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards"

Seriously? Who came up with those lyrics?

Pretty sure it wasn't this guy.

PSYCHOLOGY

Dod was being sneaky today.

DOD: Highlight an important word out of that sentence.

SCOTT: Attachment.

DOD: I'd go for "Types of attachment".

SCOTT: You said word...

DOD: That or phrase.

Awwww Dod is in a doddle.


Our bus driver was awesome.

Like an Aberdonian Hugh Hefner.

For a 70 year old dude, he was a PLAYER!!

BUS DRIVER: *On Intercom* Thank you for flying with Sleazy jet... would anyone like to be dropped off at the shops before we arrive at our destination?

Everyone looks around the bus and ponders...

US: Naaaah. We're good.

BUS DRIVER: Hope you all have a great weekend!

US: Awww! You too!

BUS DRIVER: Oh... I always have a good weekend! Going to see Mamma Mia...

US: Have fun with that...

BUS DRIVER:  44 screaming women?  Don't worry, I will.

Then I got off the bus...

KATI: He reminds me of an older Dod! I think he's Dod's Dad!!

ME: ... How does he remind you of Dod?!

KATI: Because he came from Essex and so did Dod!

ME: ... How do you know Dod comes from Essex?

KATI: Oh, it was just me and him in the classroom and he told me that he came from Essex, so I asked "Do you know anyone from 'The Only Way Is Essex'?" and I was so tempted to ask him if he got vagazzled.

ME: Dod got vagazzled!!!

For those who don't know what the art of vagazzling is... 

Vagazzle: The act of bedazzling your vagina, also known as "Blinging your beaver".

Thank you for that insightful definition Urban Dictionary. 

ENGLISH

Mrs Fulton was off...


It was quite boring.


I drew a hill.

DOUBLE MATHS

We had either:


a) A Unit Three NAB


b) An extension test.


Good thing? Me and Dougal were reunited with Calum and Sophie :)


Bad thing? Dude. It was a test.


I was sitting the NAB, but I think I've failed a few of the outcomes cause (stupidly) I never really revised.


In my defense, I was K/O'd for twelve hours.


And information osmosis doesn't seem to work.

No matter how hard students try.

Don't tell anyone I told you this, but Sophie was totally cheating on her Maths test.

CALUM: Cheat.

SOPHIE: It wasn't cheating! I did the work last night and I was just looking over what I wrote!

CALUM: So if I took my notes book into the exam, that would be fine?

The school was decorated once again for a Birthday. Seriously, those guys are just too sweet.

DOUBLE ART

Watched Zoe squeezing into a corset.

Don't be fooled by its girly nature...

This could easily be one of Jigsaw's 

methods of torture in Saw.

Yesterday night was the best though.

MCFLY!!

Rawr.

Went with Halle and her two TKD buds Kerri and Julie.

The tickets were free. You can't get any better than that.

You know how support bands are usually okay/terrible?

Well. McFly's FIRST support band was actually really good!

"That Sunday Feeling". You should definitely check them out!

Anyways, went to get an IRN BRU (Because we're Scottish) and guess who we saw?

Jay Imlach. Bass guitarist of "That Sunday Feeling."

He is such a sweet guy.

ME: I love your shirt!

JAY: Thank you... you know, you're the first person all night who has said anything about it.

ME: Awww, I love Batman!

JAY: Me too. You guys enjoying yourself so far?

US: *In awe* Yeah!

ME: What about you, did you have fun?

JAY: Yeah, it was really good, but I'm so tired! We were out drinking last night and we had to walk back from the pub to the travel-lodge...

ME: Travel Lodge? Nice to see their letting you live it up!

JAY: I know!

Then he made us fall in love with him forever.

JAY: This is where it gets awkward... I'm not good at conversations.

ME: Neither am I! This is why you should have a drink.

JAY: I really should... I don't have any money though.

ME: Want a bit of mines?

JAY: No! I couldn't do that.  

JULIE: You sure? You can have a bit of mine's if you want.

JAY: No, that's too kind, I can't do that. What is that anyways? IRN BRU? Everyone's drinking it.

Haha, that's us Scots for yah!


So he went off, and he said that he might come and sit beside us during the show. But he didn't. Booo.


He had backstage passes though, so I can't really blame him!


McFly were adorable though.


We were going about shouting "C'mon Busted! I can't wait for Take That! WESTLIIIIIIIIIFE!" just to see people's reactions.


The best one?

ME: *To Linzie* You excited for Busted?!

Her face drops.


McFly were speaking Doric. Ken fit like min, och aye.


Some of the words they were saying I have never heard of in my life!!


They had t-shirt launchers. It was... EPIC.

I know what you are thinking.

McFly. Cheesy.

No. McFly. AWESOME.

They are honestly amazing performers. I recommend seeing them!

Lauren xxx