Mwahahahahaha... Happy Halloween!

Boo-gaaaah-boo-gaaaah!


Did you get a scare?


No?


Well... You could have at least pretended to...


No matters. How was every-bodies Halloween?


Did you get up to much? If so, what did you do?


Drop me a comment!


Please... 18 blogs and no comments is kind of a disgrace.


I had a brilliant day.


First half; Sin City with Megan.


She brought over scones and Rasberry Jam (and Fruit, which we did NOT eat)


And I brought over Water, Irn Bru, Lemon curd and Chocolate.


Match made in heaven.


The scones were brilliant. Especially with Lemon curd (Only buy Sainsbury's basic Lemon Curd, cheap is good under these circumstances)


I had a really good time catching up with her, feels like I haven't properly seen her in AGES.


Yeah, she kind of slagged off Sin City...


I took it SO seriously first time I watched it! She made fun of the way they acted and what they said...


"Bum Ticker."


That's all you need to say and then she's in fits.


Re-watching it, I realised just how brutal and violent it was...


I mean, A guy gets eaten alive by a wolf and someone gets their Penis ripped off for god's sake!!


But wow, the direction is so stylish.


Tarintino was a special guest director, makes sense.


Megan was telling me the plan for her acting career, pretty damn good if I say so myself, good luck to her <3


Then she was helping me try to figure out what I was gonna do... really do want to direct (Hey, I am a self confessed Movie Geek...)


Went to Michelle's after that, was awesome, we carved pumpkins...


Is it really bad to say that I have never carved a pumpkin before in my life?


Yeah... So is this a bad attempt?

One on the left is mine, I shall name him Jerry. Oooooooooh....

We then had a Domino's pizza. That was absolutely N'YUMMY.

Love Dominos.

Was basically just catching up on all the gossip and watching the X factor...

Michelle then curled my hair...

WOW... Left it on for a bitty too long, looked like a poodle!!

Had a great day though, love my girlies!!

Lauren xxx

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Sorry, I'm running behind on blogs, this one is for Saturday.


Not a lot happened on Saturday really, had to get up earlyish though, Halle trusted me to do her paper round again.


What could go wrong, right?


Well, quite a lot frankly.


Halle has set out what I need to do in the simplest ways known to man, seriously, a little kid could understand what to do and do it with no problems...


Me on the other hand? Something is wrong with me, I swear, I can't follow the simplest instruction.


Halle highlights all of the houses I need to deliver to and even says "DON'T deliver to this house Lauren :)" on some of the ones I don't have to....


What happens?

I still manage to mess up.


I deliver to house 86 (Let's just go along with that) and by House 78, I realise that the house wasn't highlighted.


FML.

Had to go back, knock on the door and see if the man would be nice enough to give me the paper back.

Was he?


Don't know. He didn't answer the door.


Carried on, not much you could do after that. Delivered to a house with two letterboxes. Guys and gals, please don't have two different letterboxes. It kind of gives off a snooty vibe.


The flats wouldn't answer either. Fail. Carried on with the rest of the paper round and came back to them at the very end, one of them answered and then I had no more papers...


The other flat had it's chance.


But that wasn't a good feeling. Halle trusted me to do these papers and for the second week in a row, I've messed up...


Booo... sorry hun!


Ooooh, listening to "Only Girl in the world" by Rihanna, this is my new tune.


WARNING: Listening to this song will cause you to rave. Glow sticks at the ready guys.


Actually went back home and had a sleep after that. How boring?! 


Then X factor...


Same old, same old.


Went for a run in the car with my Dad though, was good, 

Light trails and the Wing mirror

Bumped into Jigsaw, you know, the guy from Saw.

I was freaked out.

Know what else is freaky?

Going to your Gran's old house, that is in COMPLETE darkness... On Halloween's Eve.... eeeek... Well scary!

Haha, went back to my house and took some pictures after that... Mum blew bubbles for me ^_^

Took absolutely ages.

The clocks went back too... Hour more in bed? YES PLEASE

Lauren xxx

P.S What happened to Demi Lovato?!

Welcome to My Nightmare

I spent the better part of this afternoon playing Undead Nightmare, the downloadable expansion to the Red Redemption Game, something strange is going on throughout the old west and the dead are rising to devour the living.

This has been a lot of fun so far and I'm kind of surprised this idea hasn't been done before, cowboys vs zombies is sheer elegance in its simplicity, ammunition is scarce as you move from town to town cleansing the undead infestation and if you thought grizzly bears were a pain in the ass just wait until you meet the undead variety.

Zombies have made a bit of a comeback in popular culture over the last few years ( it'd be hard to not to have noticed ) but in my opinion they have rarely been used well or in a creative way and I suppose that's also true of Undead Nightmare but the world they have been dropped into has made this a lot of fun, from what little I've read online I'm already approaching the end Undead Nightmare and I find myself wishing it was full length game rather than just mini single player campaign and a few new multi player elements.

You know your life is awesome when a Ninja serves you

Gooooood evening/early morning girls and boys.


How is everyone today/yesterday?


Have to say my day rocked.


Had to run to the bus stop this morning. Oops. That's the second day i've just caught it, thank you for letting me be rewarded with brilliant timing this week!


Started to rain though, that sucked. Had to wait for the Torry Bus too so my hair went from a one on the ABBA scale (A.K.A frizzy scale) to a three.
Eeeek.


Bus was SOOO cosy though, almost fell asleep, so nice <3

PSYCHOLOGY

Wasn't bad at all today, swear we were only there for 25 minutes.


Went by really quick, just did a little test on our note taking skills and then started taking down more detailed notes.


Then it was back to Kincorth.


Yeah. Nothing happened at all to be honest!

ENGLISH

We actually did work today. Big shock eh ;)


Well... I say work... we wrote down notes and did a tiny little excerise... screw it, still work!


Miss Alba gets it. She asked us what we were doing for Halloween, the bell then went and she said 

MISS ALBA: Don't be too hungover on Monday!

Cause THAT'S what annoys me about the Guidance teachers... they are meant to be the teachers that know us best but that's complete rubbish, their blinded by their own naivety when handling the possibility that we are immoral.


Teens drink, They take drugs, they have sex, they swear, they fight, they bitch, it's what we do... Okay... It's not what we all do. 


But conformity is a very powerful thing, most people do at least 4 of the immoral actions described there. 


I don't. I don't condemn people for wishing to have a good time. If they feel they have to take drugs or drink to have a good time then so be it, but just don't brag about it on Monday morning. 

Guidance teachers don't get that though. Mrs Anderson is particullarly bad at that. She thinks that we are all little angels, all perfectly healthy and stable but if that's her idea then she really couldn't be more wrong. Left, right and centre I hear of people going out drinking every single Saturday night, taking more drugs than you could possibly name, doing someone different every week and coming scarily close to death. And yet anytime she knows that a party has gone on, she freaks out and asks if we've been drinking...


Wise up woman.


Besides; Lee told me that someone saw Miss Alba and Ms Stark, drunk, holding hands and skipping in town. Mwaaahhaaaaa... That little mental image has me in fits.


Break was good, was freaked out though, Cooks were wearing Halloween masks.


But they were selling their amazing shortbread today... mmmmm... so fine

Booo! I'm yummy. Run in terror.

DOUBLE MATHS

This double period usually goes slower than...

Ummm... a snail that has just ate a nine course meal and has twisted his foot (do Snails even have feet?) 

Basically; Maths = NOT FUN.

BUT... Mr Hughes was off.

So party time!

Right?

Right?

Wrong.

We had Mr Duncan. He's a bit of a douche. But hey, I've got Sophie, Dougal and Calum at my table, so we were determined to have a bit of a laugh.

So we just talked about people falling off of chairs/Head butting windows/Falling over whilst giving people piggy backs... you know... the usual.

But then Mr Duncan gave us into trouble for laughing, telling us a story of him having to babysit a first year class and they were little angels...

And how we were being immature.

MR DUNCAN: They were absolute Trojans...

SOPHIE: A Trojan?

MR DUNCAN: A really hardworking horse.

SOPHIE: *Whispering* What's his obsession with Horses?

MR DUNCAN: They didn't feel the need to talk constantly

CALUM: Neither do we! We'll be quiet...

MR DUNCAN: *HEAVY sarcasm* Oh really? Wow, what a great guy, you're my hero!

Douche.


Still, was fun.


We were quiet from then on, Sophie was telling us the joke she used to use for Halloween trick or treating:


What's a ghost's favourite dessert?

ISCREAAAAAAAAM!!


Haha, it was the way she said it, totally adorable!

And she was also telling us about the disco she helped organise on Thursday, all of the little kiddies (First years) were copying her dance moves and then one of them said "Too far, too far!"


Sophie went ballistic. She's like "WHO SAID THAT?!"


The little kid pointed at his friend.

SOPHIE: What did you say?!

LITTLE KID: Too far...

She had thought he had said "Too fat." 

SOPHIE: Oh... What does that even mean?

ANNOYING LITTLE KID: It means your annoying...

The kid that said Too far was running around and then slammed into Sophie's elbow... I think he got a concussion...

You know what they say, Karma's a bitch.


Then we had Mr King, he was actually teaching us maths on his little whiteboard before...


Well, Ashleigh interuptted.


WOO HOO. She was there to break me out.


Haha, she spent ages trying to find me though, she went back to tell Mr Shaw she had found me, walking through the door singing "HERE'S MEH!".

He had a class.


Ahhh I love her confidence!


We went to the bus stop then, yo sushi and Baskin and Robins here we come!


Myke was there.


Who's Myke you say? Ahhhh mes ami's... he is the singing waiter.


He does not sing TO you... but he sings outside of work and he is REALLY good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvPt52XADdE

Myke singing Sam Sparrow's "Black and gold". Better than the original in my opinion.


Well, we didn't order like normal diners, by pressing the button... oh no, we just shouted Myke over and ordered the usual.

Ahhhh I love being a regular!


Chicken Katsu curry, please... buy it! It's amazing.


Went down to Jack Jones after that, Liam, Ashleigh's boyfriend, works there.


It was still raining outside but we had to go out in it to go to Hobby craft (The main reason we were out was to get Advanced Higher Drama materials) 


Turns out the members of staff were in Fancy dress...

ASHLEIGH: *to Harry Potter Girl* Excuse me...

HPG: My Uniform is better (She is in full Griffindor attire and is ROCKING it) but your tie is better sewn on...

ASHLEIGH: *laughs* Where are the sheets of mirrored paper?

HPG: Oh, hold on a moment.

We hold on a moment.

She comes back with a Ninja.Who then went away to find the paper

LIAM: Woooooow....

Ashleigh seemed way too interested in HPG's hat too notice we were being served by a ninja...

To be fair, it was a cool hat.

HPG was very defensive about her Orange pompom things coming out of the hat... she said "It's a pumpkin."

The Ninja comes back holding the paper, we walk away and then the Ninja asks HPG:

NINJA: So what's this orange thing?

 HPH: IT'S A PUMPKIN!!

Best workplace award 2010? Think so.


Put up my umbrella cause the rain was getting quite bad. Downside? Couldn't see a thing...


We ended up sending Liam in front and having to follow his ass to the centre.


I was still quite annoyed, Union square had a HUGE birthday cake (which we were too late for) and a record breaking attempt (which we were too EARLY for)


But we went into the new shop, Gio Goi, got some freebies...

If you call water and a badge a freebie of course.


I do.


Off to Baskins and Robins then, I needed to be back in time for Art, so was hurrying.


Had a Cookie Dough shake, Ashleigh had to buy for Andrew and Sarah for Drama too.


So we were struggling cause the drinks were REALLY cold on our hands, so we created...


The Cup holder bra!


You push your boob, a cupholder comes out of the bra...


And with new patented "Anti-stiff technology", you'll never have the embarrassing problem of stiff nips again! REJOICE!


On the bus back, we bumped into Sophie, who told us that Michelle was annoyed at Rachel for not helping her decorate her party...


Ummm... Rachel is in hospital... her Ovary burst (Lots of ladies going OOOOH at that)


Poor thing. 


We got back just in time for 6th period. So Ashleigh came to art and was holding all of the ice creams, Mr McDonald seemed amused by this.

ART

Although I HATE that I have to go back for 6th period on a Friday, Art is always hilarious.

Lauren comes in with these AMAZING shoes. So, as you do, Rachel (Not the one who's ovary burst cause she's still in Hospital) asks Lauren which shoe size she is.

6.

Perfect. 

So they swapped shoes.

It's really good in Art just now, we're doing Design, my only strong point! Seriously, why did I take Higher?!

Lauren is doing a Quality Street Dress/Waistcoat, you know the strange see through material that the sweets are wrapped in?

Them. A dress made up of them.

It's so cool!

Mr McDonald totally crushed Kelly's idea though...

MR MCDONALD: *Looks at Kelly's sheet in confusion* What are you going to do here then?

KELLY: I'm making a piece of Jewellery for Baskin and Robins.

 Her investigation printout contains a Lion hanging onto a rope (Necklace), a bracelet made up of sushi (fake sushi, charm bracelet) and a toilet roll necklace. None of which have anything to do with Ice Cream

MR MCDONALD: ...Why?

KELLY: I don't know, it's just an idea!!

MR MCDONALD: How about you make a bracelet from Liquorice Allsorts. We could make them out of wood.

KELLY: Wood?! How about I make it from chocolate.

MR MCDONALD: Most people know about Liquorice allsorts...

KELLY: MORE people know about Chocolate!

 Also, Mr McDonald thought that the Sushi charm bracelet was sweeties. Kelly got onto him for that.


Our class, as much as I adore them are VERY bitchy.


They were talking about Michelle's Halloween party... Here's what I discovered:

1. Only 12 people were meant to be going. Kelly and Lauren decided that they weren't going to go so it's only 10.
2. The guests had to be really quiet by 11.
3. There wasn't going to be any Music.
4. Lots of people who were not originally invited got an invite at the last second.

Zoe just spun around in Mr McDonald's computer chair and joined in the conversation at various points, making hilarious facial reactions to falling forward in the chair at others.

We were free after that. 

I went into the cinema with Halle and Patty to see Easy A, it's an amazing movie, go see it ASAP!

It's remniscant to the good old Teenage Movies that John Hughe's wrote and directed, which is a huge compliment to the movie, it's just that good.

Emma Stone's character was very likeable, being kind-hearted and intelligent, just horribly misunderstood. 

The supporting cast were brilliant as well. Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe from friends) made an appearance as a teacher who cheats on her husband with a student and Dan Byrd (Travis from Cougar Town) as Olive's gay friend.

Go see it for the fake sex scene alone, had me in fits.

(You may see why the blog is called "Confessions of a movie geek" now huh?)

Went to yo sushi after that, om nom nom, Chicken Yakitori and Chicken noodles... WELL fine! 

Then we basically just walked onto Union Street, observing the party-goers, there were a few in fancy dress, someone was dressed as a Chilean miner (EPIC costume!) Two friends went as Shaggy and Scooby doo, there was a funky Monkey (best costume i've seen in ages!), two people dressed as dominos and someone went as the Genie from aladdin. 

Classic.

Then this drunk dude came...

He held a McDonald's in his hands and was telling us about this strip joint, and how they were having a free night, he said he wanted to go in but... well, frankly that was all I could make out of the conversation... he said something about drinks and knocking everybodies back when they weren't looking.

Patty lugged into one of his later conversations, turned out he had a wife and kids at home and he was planning to go to the harbour... I seriously hope for his sake that he was just wanting to go down their for a stroll...

Okay... sorry this is late guys and gals, took ages to write!!

Lauren xxx

Caitlins 18th Birthday

Well we survived Caitlin's 18th birthday but I guess more importantly she survived it.

I heard her arrive home at about 4:00am this morning and she has to go to work soon, can't say I'm all that sympathetic.

No way is that real... *stares at computer screen in fascinated disgust*

Before I say anything about... anything, I have an announcement.

Nothing big. No Marriage/Pregnancy/Death/Drugs/Rock and Roll.

Nope. Just wanted to say that my friends are the most gorgeous, talented and crazy people that I have ever met and I wouldn't change them for the world.

And my family are, again, a bunch of nutters and hilarious and I love them a lot.

Don't you guys go changing!

Finally found my inspiration again... I think it was "Attack of the Herbals" trailer added with the "Those that I fight I do not hate..." quote last night.

Got a piece of advice for you, never, ever do a "Like this status and I will compliment you" status on facebook.

Seriously. Took me 3 hours.

Ahh... sorry... 3 and a half. 

17 people ended up liking it. Hahaaaa, why all at midnight though guys and gals?!

So, how is everyone today anyways?

It's getting colder now! Feel it?

Nothing much happened in the morning.

Redgy was replaced with Assembly, boring.

BUT did you know that if you fill in an online application form, a software will be used to pick the first twenty applicants and scan them to see if they are worthy of an interview... if they are, the other eighty gets chucked in the bin.

Sorry. Recycling bin.

That sucks.

Ahhh well, fingers crossed for Paperchase eh?

STUDY (or lack of)

Hehe, an hour to chat to friends or finished off homework you forgot about. Bliss.

Part from I had to kind of do work because I thought I had a NAB for Psychology.

I didn't. Awww well. Knowledge is knowledge right?

MATHS

Not much done again... only a single period though, so only about... 2 questions done?

I almost fell asleep. Been so tired recently.

So I said that I wish that there was a starbucks.

Queue huge Tea/Coffee fight. 

SOPHIE: I think that it tastes like watered down piss, not that I've ever drunk my... *trails off after realising what she said*

Heh, that kid is hilarious.

DOUBLE PSYCHOLOGY

;l

This is without a doubt my favourite subject.

Dod is such a good teacher.

And i love getting the bus to Torry, makes me chill out!

Sara always seems to hand out polos on the bus, so she took out her Cherry flavoured antiseptic spray (She has a sore throat you see) and sprays three in her mouth, chokes a little and then Lewis leans through the crack in the seats and says:

LEWIS: Polos!?

Haha, he loves scrounging off of Sara!


Katie (B.B.F.F ((Baby Best Friends Forever)) ) had missed the bus, so she made a sad face, but then another one came and she went "Woo hoo!" and started to sing to "Send me on my way" from the Ice Age soundtrack...


Or... that was Katie told me happened.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0&ob=av3e



Definite tune though.


Was just copying down lots of notes in Psychology, interesting stuff though, so it's all good.


Then Sara got the hiccups.

Cutest noise you've ever heard in your life.


Let Sara listen to a song too, it's epic, I said that I sometimes feel like saying this to people, don't know if you feel the same?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BxfpbyV-uc


38 seconds in, the chorus is epic!


Ashleigh let me skip the queue at lunch, love that kiddie ;)


Pasta King was rank though, so dislike the Cook's... then again, It is Kincorth, it's hardly a Michelin starred restaurant!


And the cook's are so sweet! So they are forgiven for the rank pasta.


Then Patty told me about Sophie's magazine...


It was like, more or OK, something along that lines...

And it had Barbie sex positions.

Yes. You heard right.


Sophie brought over the book and all you see in Barbie's head resting on Ken's crotch...


Yup... Just resting.... *shifty eyes*


Cause we all know Ken hasn't got anything down below.


Poor Barbie.

FREE PERIOD/ART

This is the definition of fail.

Me and (CHING!) Lauren were waiting for everybody outside the library, our usual meeting place.

2 minutes later... no-one else had arrived.

5 minutes later... still no-one...

5 and a half minutes... STILL no-body. 

We got bored. So we went on a Bev hunt (Bev is the one who we were wanting to find most).

We went to the hotbar.

Nothing.

We went to the coldbar.

We saw Halle on the stairway, haha whatta cutie, but no-one else.

We started to go up the teachers staircase...

then we saw that was their hang out placey and we got scared and ran off.

We were locked out after that. We had to head to the front door.

A crow squawked. I told Lauren that it was laughing at her. She said that we had lost our minds.

I agreed.

Mrs Murray was all up in Lauren's face after that. She had no uniform on and she kind of whacked her over the head for that. She scares me sometimes.

You know where they were?

In art. An hour before they needed to be.

Booooo.

Looked up perfume bottles, was particularly freaked out by this one...

At least it has a bow on it.

Loved this one though...

Not suitable for Hayfever sufferers.

And then I looked onto www.bluebanana.com 

It's an emo website. Lauren showed me it.

In all honesty I'm about... ummm... 50% emo?

No shame about that, It's a lifestyle, not an illness.

I went through to the other room for about two minutes before being sent to the Techi room with Kelly, was hilarious though, looking up perfume bottles and making fun of eachothers typing skills.

Looking through Megan's artwork too, it's amazing;

Still hasn't completely finished

This is just WOAH. Click on it to enlarge.

Oh! And Kelly looked up her toilet paper necklace and strange people... Including the one on the computer screen seen here...

*SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAM*

If that didn't give you nightmares, nothing will.

And I see a mac computer, so I'm like "Woah that's a sexy mac!"

And Kelly replies "Who's a sexy man?!"

JEEEZ!

Then just went home after that.

Missed the bus though cause I had to give Megan her book back, just waited for one with Ashleigh, love that kid! Feels like we've been buds for absolutely ages, but we've only really hung out for about a year.

OH! And before I forget, please please PLEASE take the time to visit my Friend Kyle's website, http://www.galaxyxero.co.cc/

He's away to properly build the website once he gets enough money to start building his own computer (Yeah, that kid is one SMART cookie!) so he has enough memory for all the awesome features of his site!

So please, keep your eyes peeled guys and gals!!

Righto, Lauren out

Have an awesome day tomorrow, cause it's only one more day till the weekend!

xxx

Sarah Jane Adventures: Death of the Doctor

When I first heard Katey Manning would be playing Jo Grant ( Jones ) again I wasn't sure what I thought about it to be honest but within about five seconds of her being on screen she'd won me over, Jo Grant was back and it was like she'd never left.

The chemistry between Jo and Sarah worked rather well I thought and the look on Jo's face when she found out that Sarah had seen the Doctor a few times since she'd left the TARDIS while he'd never gone back to see her was heart breaking, and the look the Doctor gave Sarah when she asked if his last regeneration hurt and the reveal that during The End of Time as he was dying The Doctor actually visited all of his companions, not just the ones we saw on screen.

There were some really nice Jo moments, like when she discovers the Doctor is travelling with a married couple and she tells him she only left because she was getting married and later on when he doesn't tell her that all the Timelords are dead.

507 ?!! oh how I laughed when I heard that, I just bet the fanboys are going into fits over that.

All those flashback and references, heaven for fans of the classic show.

Liz Shaw runs the UNIT (?) moon base, Tegan is back in Australia fighting for Aboriginal rights, Ben and Polly are in India running an orphanage, Harry went on to develop several vaccines and saved thousands of lives ( Sarah speaks of Harry in past tense like he's died as has Ian Marter the actor who played him ) and Dorothy ( Ace ) is alive and well ( you can't have everything ) and runs a company called Charitable Earth and has raised billions for the needy and finally Ian and Barbara are married and Professors at Cambridge who apparently haven't aged since the 60s (?).

I know Nicholas Courtney isn't well but it would've been nice to see the Brigadier, Sgt Benton and Mike Yates reuniting the surviving members of the UNIT family.

Russell T Davies has received a lot of flak over his time as writer / producer on Doctor Who but this was a lovely little gem of a story, hopefully we'll get to see some more like it and I wouldn't mind seeing the return of Jo Grant at some point in the future as well.

Innocence... This word does not exist when you're not referring to children, it becomes Stupidity then.

The Dark Knight rises


Epic.


New batman movie is gonna be called that. Good title Nolan.


Morning was really nice today. Was a bit late for the bus, so I had to sit by myself until I got halfway round the bus route. That was all right though, my music library is basically designed for Bus Journeys.


Also, sun was just starting to rise over the ocean, was beautiful. Very nearly got off the bus to take a picture. Resisted temptation (just)


Redgy was hilarious this morning.


Sara was talking about Johnny Depp and how he was starring in another Pirates of the Carribean, and how this little kiddie wrote a letter to him, asking to come to her school.


And he did. SURPRISE!


Which reminded me of an article on Chad Michael Murray I had read on Monday, so I told Linzie that he was meant to be starring alongside Johnny Depp on the next Pirates of the Caribbean.


Which she replied: "Who?!" to... wasn't quite the reaction I was expecting.


"Lucas. One tr..."

"OMG!!"


That's more like it.


So we got into a chat about him.

LINZIE: I love him!

ME: He's a dick though!

LINZIE: But he's a good looking dick.

It was a completely innocent comment, that sounded so very wrong.


And as my title suggests: Innocence doesn't exist if you're passed puberty.


Nope. Then it becomes stupidity.


This isn't even the first time she's said this. Think she'd have learnt!


Bring us to the next part of the conversation (after laughter died out)

ME: Yeah, he's MEANT to be doing another Tree Hill episode later this season, but he has Scheduling problems...

SARA: *getting mixed up between Murray and Depp* He's got scheduling problems is because he keeps going to schools to surprise little girls!

You heard it hear first folks. Apparently Johnny Depp is a paedophile.

 P.E

Ah the joys of P.E.

An hour to sit and chat to your friends.

We do nothing. The most exercise that we ever do in P.E is get changed into our P.E kit and walk upstairs to Fitness.

Laugh at the name fitness... basically it's just a room that we use to chillax.

No fitness actually takes place.

Megan told me about RSAMD (Music/Drama/film college down in Glasgow) and she's kinda trying to get me to go with her.

She is succeeding. I miss my Megzy so much, the idea of spending three years living with her sounds like a slice of heaven.

Especially when I could be learning how to direct (my dream job!!)

Then John came round, he's been away in Venice for the past whiley doing a World Karate Competition (Congrats on winning Bronze!) so first thing he tells us when he came back?

"All I had to eat was Pizza, Pizza, pizza!!"

Easily became word/quote of the day.

The word pizza was uttered so many times, me and Kellie actually made a drinking game out of it.

Anytime you hear the word pizza, take a shot.

Anytime you hear the phrase Pizza, pizza, pizza, double shot.

And if you hear the word... salad... just go ahead and drink the whole bottle.

I tell yah, if we had a bottle of REALLY weak booze, we'd still be amazingly drunk by the end of that 50 minutes.

(Don't worry guys and gals, I'm a good girly, I don't drink ^_^ Just a joke.)

Hehe, speaking of Pizza, Mr McLaren was adorable, he tried to sing the pizza hut song. Failing majorly.

MR MCLAREN: How does that song go again? A pizza, a pizza, deep fried chicken and a...

N'yaw.


Then I heard the best news EVER.


Old RME teacher is gonna be in a movie.


Check it out. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJkAHvd79OY



0.55 seconds. The girly going nuts on the swings. 


It's a zombie movie... about herbal tea.


Yes. You read right.


Looks awesome. Can't wait to see it!

ART

Didn't do a lot in art today. Brainstormed about Design project.

Gonna design a perfume bottle, think that would be pretty cute.

"Temptation: Go on, take a byte" and a picture of apples in the foreground...

Now. What sort of product does that sound like it's selling:

a) Perfume.

b) Apples

c) Apple computers.

If you guessed c), ding ding ding, you are a winner.

Personally, I don't see this myself.

Kelly is going to design a necklace, so Mr McDonald brought through this "necklace" to show her.

It was a deadly weapon. It's a bit of copper wire that has been bent into a circle with a razor sharp spiral metal shaving threaded through it...

KELLY: Can you wear it?

MR MCDONALD: Probably not, the shaving is very sharp.

KELLY: If you were wearing that and someone came up behind you and tugged it, you would die!

She had a point. Why make that necklace?


Patty was back today, yay! Three amigos are whole once more!


He brought back prezzies from Egypt, what a hun! 

Rubber duck not included.

Linzie was talking a lot about Take That. Tour coming up and all.

So her and Laura are going to do a first aid course... Not very sure how that ties into concerts... thinks it is because they'll be allowed to watch concerts whilst they are working in the First aid section? Think?

DOUBLE ENGLISH

What a fail.

Double period doing Close reading.


Sorry. ATTEMPTING to do Close Reading.


Our English class needs to be spoon fed answers, we really have no clue.


Ms Alba's teaching style doesn't help either.

MS ALBA: So, Stewart. What's your answer for number two?

STEWART: I don't know.

MS ALBA: Aaron?

AARON: I don't know.

MS ALBA: Lauren?

ME: I didn't really do it...

MS ALBA: Lee?

LEE: Don't know.

MS ALBA: Did ANYONE do it?

CLASS: Not really. 

Ooops. 


THEN... We had to copy down notes...

MEGAN: Can I get this on a penstick?

MS ALBA: No, you can copy it down like everyone else.

MEGAN: But it's your job to give me the notes...

MS ALBA: Which is what I'm doing!

MEGAN: Why won't you just give me it on a penstick?

MS ALBA: Just copy it down and type it up at home.

MEGAN:  But that's just wasting my time.

MS ALBA:  If I give it to you, everyone else will want it and none of you will even look at them. That's wasting my time. Now if you have a problem with that, go see Ms Fulton and if she says "Megan must have these notes on a penstick" then I'll do it.

MEGAN: Maybe I will then. But we've already copied this down.

MS ALBA: Then what's the problem!!

Haha, whole class was in fits, felt kinda bad for Ms Alba though, but I saw Megan's point.


Then Billie was going on about religion. 


Katie had a poster in her bag about Christianity... Basically, it was this...

Although, it was a little bit more blunt, at the end of the crucifix, was DEATH.

Haha, Gotta love em Christians don't you?

Then I pointed out that God's side didn't look much better than ours....

Billie agreed. He said that it would only tempt him if it had a dirt track and a shooting range...

Hahaha, crazy kid!

I'm going to skip lunch because that was boring.

DOUBLE HUMAN BIOLOGY

Not much happened here either.

OH! OH!! Dr Robertson got fish.

Three little goldfish. They are well cute.

Nopeeeee... no scenes are really jumping out at me.

Milton came over to speak to us... by speak, I mean copy our answers.

Which we copied from the book.

Circle of life eh?

Awesome quote I learned today from english though...

Those that I fight, I do not hate.

Those that I guard, I do not love.

Think about it.

Lauren xxx