*Girlish scream* It's One Direction!!

Yeaaaaaaaah.

DOUBLE ENGLISH

Well... Shall I tell you a little about my trek first?


Had to get signatures from just about every teacher cause of my choices...


Next year's subject look like:


Advanced Higher Art.
Advanced Higher Biology.
Higher French
(Possibly) Photography.


...


Was I high this morning?


I know Abie was!

Abie is going around, acting twenty times more hyper than usual (and she's usually pretty hyper!)

ME: What did you have for Breakfast this morning!?

ABIE: A SOFTIE!!

ME: ... I think there was something on that softie... 

Mrs Fulton was telling us that she has now got Facebook.


Or, at least, was attempting to get Facebook.

MRS FULTON: My Son was asking me "Have you heard about..." and I realised that everyone knew about what she was up to apart from me, her own Mother! So I said "I'm going to get Facebook" and she replied "I'll just block you!!". She can have it her own way. But what a hassle it was! I had to make up a hotmail account, whatever that is, and then I forgot my password... *rolls eyes*

Bless. 


Linzie and Laura approve of Jay Imlach.

And why wouldn't you?

Awww!

And they like my McFly photos. Job done.

DOUBLE BIOLOGY

Abie is getting really excited about her puppy... which is ADORABLE.

General rule: 

Anything involving puppies is by default adorable.

So she was getting a bit restless...


She made 50 cookies.

Even the Cookie monster would feel sickened

 by that number.

Went to town in the Afternoon with Halle and we saw a giant mob outside of Nando's...

Strange....

So we looked a little closer.

Nothing.

So we went back and looked.

Still nothing.

So we went to Howard's storage world (don't ask) and overheard a conversation saying that the One Direction boys were there!

We walked back and stood in the crowd for a minute and, sure enough, we saw  them, tucked away, right in the back!

Heh. Awesome.

And I swear we walked by Aiden Grimshaw too...

He had awesome hair, a quirky fashion sense and red, geeky glasses? I swear that's him....

And then I bought a cookie.

Not just any cookie, A millie's smarties cookie!

Yeah. Today was awesome.

Lauren xxx

X factor finals, the most excitement I've had in ages.

Yeah, I know, How sad am I?


But I don't really care, this is, without a doubt, the best X factor final EVER.


Awesome.


So, One Direction have went out, just biding time before either Rebecca or Matt is crowned winner.


I don't know who I want to win. 


Rebecca is so adorable and has an amazing voice.


Matt on the other hand is a honey and has an amazing voice.


BLAH!


Don't know if it's just me, but I feel like a psychopath going "Hahaha!" online. Makes it feel as if I am right up in your face doing a forced laugh.

Mwahahaha!!

Matt just performed "Many of horror". C'mon toots, you can't beat Biffy!!

Love him like, but still...

Rebecca's wasn't AMAZING either to be honest, both have sung better.

Now I'm mega confused over who I want to win.

Oh... take that.. again? Jeezo.

Robbie's a nut.

Sorry. I mean a carrot.

OOOH!

It's the result... excited!

................................

MATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! <3 MY BABY MATT!!!!

Lauren out xxx

I have lost my voice. Where did I put that thing.

Don't worry.


I have found my voice, forgot to check under the pillow.


Weekend was pretty rubbish, did NOTHING!


And started writing up that blog for Friday, honestly takes me ages to do these things now!


OD'd majorly on soothers, sometimes, I wonder if they are the only thing keeping me alive!!


Yeah, had two whole packets in only two days!


Watched the X factor, didn't want Mary to go out.


Love her, and her son, Wagbo.

She must be so proud.

Mum and Dad have an addiction to Christmas films.

There is one Christmas film that they haven't seen. Just one.

And the only reason they haven't seen it is because it was only brought out this year.

Ryan was getting eyed up by a boy that looks like a duck.

As you do.

Watch Back to the Future:- Tomorrow,

 on Yesterday

Props to @xBennyBoy for posting that on twitter, follow him, he's a cool kid.

Lauren out xxx

Please don't leave me because who knew we were the only couple capable of getting this party started?

We've all done it.

Cringe worthy use of song title references in a sentance.


Admit it. We've all done it.


Was very prepared for having an AWESOME day on Saturday.


But, once again, plans were cancelled when I was sitting by the door with my jacket on, ready to go.


FML!


Went to town with my Mum and Dad. Got a new Bench jumper. Awesome. Thanks Mum!

Mum and Dad were fighting again though. She wasn't wanting to eat and my Dad was trying to convince her that it wasn't healthy not to eat. 


Depression sucks. Go forth and multiply serotonin so she can be happy? There's a good hormone.


Saw Mrs Anderson in town too, did the shop dive aversion technique (Run into a shop to avoid awkward conversations). Wuuuuuh hin!


Went to Halle's at night though to watch X factor and have a dominos.


Totally saved my day!


I love Halle's bro. He's my little buddo.

N'yaw.

Probablly guess that her Brother is the one on the right (If you didn't, go get your head checked and your eyes tested)

The wee cutie on the left is her doggie Louis.

We spent a good hour or two (DID NOT feel like an hour or two though!) watching X factor and having a good laugh.

Then the pizza came.

Om nom. BBQ pizza base with chicken, bacon and pineapple and a side of garlic pizza bread.

OH! And not forgetting the huge 2L of IRN BRU.

Mmmm hmmm.

We did a webcast after that. 

Big fail. We couldn't even figure out how to switch the stupid thing off!!

We is gangstaaaa.

LOUIS! <3

We posted a link to a youtube video after that, which Lewis tells us brought him to a cat video.

It didn't.

He LIES ;)

Lauren xx

Questions of the non-philosophical type.

Stupid questions.

Got to love em!

Back to that later, HAPPY NOVEMBER everybody!!

May you have a very Happy rest of 2010.

Notice how cold it is now? Absolutely freezing...

This is NOT helped by mean bus drivers. 

Yeah, we're students. No, that bus isn't a school bus. But do we not give your damn company a huge slice of your annual profits? Are we immune to pneumonia?

Wow. Wow. Wow... On my google search for how to spell Pneumonia, I realise that Tomorrow is now Pneumonia day!! Wow!

Took ages for a bus to come, John had to stick his hands... let me think how to phrase it... he had to place his hands on the seat, beside his crotch to warm them up...

.......

Moving on.

Mrs Talboys (Our redgy teacher) has a recurring joke that Linzie is a witch.

Mean? Yes. Uncalled for? Slightly.

She came into the classroom today and said

MRS TALBOYS: So Linzie, did you have your broomstick out last night?

Mrs T... Let it go!!

DOUBLE ENGLISH

Back to doing nothing again. 

Got our essays back today... you know... the ones we did 4 months ago.

We were meant to re-draft them today, but you know how it goes, teacher tells you to do something, you don't do it, no-one asks any questions.

I suppose we've given up on her and she's given up on us. We don't expect to be taught by her, but rather from sparknotes or a book. 

She doesn't expect us to do the work and therefore doesn't expect us to do well...

Kinda sucks huh?

Brighter note, me and Lee got chatting about stupid little stuff.

Mostly, why does Ask Ollie even exist?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzYMaB-n4m4&feature=related

For those of which have not heard of "Ollie's" work, if you have a question that needs answering, you text your question to 65543 and "he" will answer it for you.

Awesome right?

£1 per text.

For a service that Google was invented for.

Lee wanted to ask "Is there a million millions in a packet of millions?!" 

Start counting.

Felt really bad for my other teacher, Ms Shaw...

She's away to be getting an operation, she's gonna be off for two weeks at least and after it, she won't be able to lift a kettle... so It sounds like she has breast cancer :(

Get well soon hun.

She actually attempts to help us.

Wooop. Belief.

DOUBLE HUMAN BIOLOGY

Went by quite quickly today.

We all nearly had a heartattack when we walked in, we all thought that one of the fish died!!!

He was just hiding. Naughty wee thing he is.

Main topic on everyone's lips were this week's X factor. Mainly Cher's stunning performance... Wow....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0qajU0ICag

See how good you can be Cher if you just drop the rapping!!!

Loved it. 

Got to agree with Simon though, totally turning into Cheryl.

Claire was talking to me about this Safe Drive Stay alive thing on Friday...

Not looking forward to it. Education through intimidation? I really don't like that. The people that it's aimed at won't learn, the people that it isn't aimed at will be traumatized. I can't really see how this is a win win situation for anybody. 

Just a chill day actually.

Then I just got a bus and went home...

So yeah, NOTHING happened today. Sorry about that.

Lauren xxx

Mwahahahahaha... Happy Halloween!

Boo-gaaaah-boo-gaaaah!


Did you get a scare?


No?


Well... You could have at least pretended to...


No matters. How was every-bodies Halloween?


Did you get up to much? If so, what did you do?


Drop me a comment!


Please... 18 blogs and no comments is kind of a disgrace.


I had a brilliant day.


First half; Sin City with Megan.


She brought over scones and Rasberry Jam (and Fruit, which we did NOT eat)


And I brought over Water, Irn Bru, Lemon curd and Chocolate.


Match made in heaven.


The scones were brilliant. Especially with Lemon curd (Only buy Sainsbury's basic Lemon Curd, cheap is good under these circumstances)


I had a really good time catching up with her, feels like I haven't properly seen her in AGES.


Yeah, she kind of slagged off Sin City...


I took it SO seriously first time I watched it! She made fun of the way they acted and what they said...


"Bum Ticker."


That's all you need to say and then she's in fits.


Re-watching it, I realised just how brutal and violent it was...


I mean, A guy gets eaten alive by a wolf and someone gets their Penis ripped off for god's sake!!


But wow, the direction is so stylish.


Tarintino was a special guest director, makes sense.


Megan was telling me the plan for her acting career, pretty damn good if I say so myself, good luck to her <3


Then she was helping me try to figure out what I was gonna do... really do want to direct (Hey, I am a self confessed Movie Geek...)


Went to Michelle's after that, was awesome, we carved pumpkins...


Is it really bad to say that I have never carved a pumpkin before in my life?


Yeah... So is this a bad attempt?

One on the left is mine, I shall name him Jerry. Oooooooooh....

We then had a Domino's pizza. That was absolutely N'YUMMY.

Love Dominos.

Was basically just catching up on all the gossip and watching the X factor...

Michelle then curled my hair...

WOW... Left it on for a bitty too long, looked like a poodle!!

Had a great day though, love my girlies!!

Lauren xxx

And now for a quick word from our sponsors...

Do not worry, no actual sponsors are involved in this blog, however, this shall be a quick one...


Sorry, I'm running behind on blogs, this one is for Saturday.


Not a lot happened on Saturday really, had to get up earlyish though, Halle trusted me to do her paper round again.


What could go wrong, right?


Well, quite a lot frankly.


Halle has set out what I need to do in the simplest ways known to man, seriously, a little kid could understand what to do and do it with no problems...


Me on the other hand? Something is wrong with me, I swear, I can't follow the simplest instruction.


Halle highlights all of the houses I need to deliver to and even says "DON'T deliver to this house Lauren :)" on some of the ones I don't have to....


What happens?

I still manage to mess up.


I deliver to house 86 (Let's just go along with that) and by House 78, I realise that the house wasn't highlighted.


FML.

Had to go back, knock on the door and see if the man would be nice enough to give me the paper back.

Was he?


Don't know. He didn't answer the door.


Carried on, not much you could do after that. Delivered to a house with two letterboxes. Guys and gals, please don't have two different letterboxes. It kind of gives off a snooty vibe.


The flats wouldn't answer either. Fail. Carried on with the rest of the paper round and came back to them at the very end, one of them answered and then I had no more papers...


The other flat had it's chance.


But that wasn't a good feeling. Halle trusted me to do these papers and for the second week in a row, I've messed up...


Booo... sorry hun!


Ooooh, listening to "Only Girl in the world" by Rihanna, this is my new tune.


WARNING: Listening to this song will cause you to rave. Glow sticks at the ready guys.


Actually went back home and had a sleep after that. How boring?! 


Then X factor...


Same old, same old.


Went for a run in the car with my Dad though, was good, 

Light trails and the Wing mirror

Bumped into Jigsaw, you know, the guy from Saw.

I was freaked out.

Know what else is freaky?

Going to your Gran's old house, that is in COMPLETE darkness... On Halloween's Eve.... eeeek... Well scary!

Haha, went back to my house and took some pictures after that... Mum blew bubbles for me ^_^

Took absolutely ages.

The clocks went back too... Hour more in bed? YES PLEASE

Lauren xxx

P.S What happened to Demi Lovato?!

Last day of Holidays blues.

Don't worry, I'm not blue, no smurf syndrome for me today.

I woke up early today...

Okay. I woke up at 11 o clock in the morning, isn't that the same thing?

Was meant to be going to the cinema to see Easy A with Halle, she couldn't make it today though, so we're going on Wednesday instead.

My Mum made me hoover today. I found out that I am a terrible hoover-er. 

Knocked off EVERYTHING from one of my shelves. Damn nozzle-head...

Woah. Nozzle-head sounds like an epic name for a Mexican wrestler, dontcha think?

The workings of my inner mind people. I'd like to see a psychologist analyze that.

Anyways. After my super successful hoovering session, I was rewarded with an icecream cone.

Mmmm. Mr Whippy rules.

Then I went to go see this car my Dad has been eyeing up. He hates our Audi. Keeps stalling on him and it vibrates like a...

Phone on vibrate...

Yeah.

ANYWAYS, it's a grey BMW 5 series. It's manual and it runs on petrol. 

That's all I know about it... technically speaking.

Yes. I consider the colour of the car to be technical.

He had a test drive of it. Wowza.

My Dad really loved the wood.

It was like driving a cloud.

A cloud that smelled good and was cosy.

Brilliant.

Something rattled... Dad thinks it was the Dash. The man said he'd sort that our though, so no worries!

Sorry.... this is taking forever to write, watching the X factor results too!

Handed in my application form to paperchase today... eeek! First one handed in, all grown up huh? 

Honest opinion needed: Is the writing "Application form" on the envelope big enough?

Yeah? Thought so.

Then just came home and had a bath. Perfect lazy Sunday... minus the long lie... Boo.

Back to school tomorrow. Ahhhhh I'm not looking forward to that.

After two weeks off, I get used to going to bed at two every morning, getting up and watching two or three movies and chilling with my Buds in town.

Now I have to go back and do NAB's, unwillingly go out at half past seven every morning and wait for a bus and have to put up with a lot of drama...

I say drama... I really mean people taking things out of preportion.

Ahhh well. If you were never young and crazy, you can never be old and wise.

I'll post how school went tomorrow night.

Hope you all have a good week!

Lauren xxx

Wagner and viagra. There is a difference.

Good evening world!

How is everyone this fine day/night?

I don't know why I am so chirpy... was woken up at 9 by my iPod.

I set SEVEN alarms... I went back to sleep after every single one.

Had a little convo about that whilst watching the X Factor about that with my Mum actually...

ME: Mum, I swear I have a condition where I find difficulty in dragging myself out of bed in the morning

 MUM: Yes you do, it's called laziness.

Haha, thanks for your constant support Mum.

Some of you may be wondering why I was up at 9 on a Saturday.


Wasn't by choice let me tell you that.


Halle needed me to help her with her paper round.


Yah see, she's got two jobs (If anyone is counting, that's two more than me)


One is her paper round, which is fairly decent because it's only 20 papers and it only really takes fifteen minutes for her.


The second one is selling pies at Pittodrie, Aberdeen's footbal pitch.


So Halle, if you're reading this, mucho respect for holding down two jobs and being a superb little ninja!


Now. I'm aware that some of you will not have a clue about me or my personality.


I am a major screw up.


Seriously, give me a shirt to iron, you'll have a hole in it, give me a bowling ball, I'll break the barriers and ensure that the only way of mending them will be to duck tape them up, give me a shallow end of a swimming pool, and I will nearly drown in it... 


Stories from that mini paragraph are all true by the way. Apart from the first one.


Which probably explained my parent's reaction when I told them I was going to be doing Halle's paper round...

DAD: You? Delivering papers? Aww well, Halle'll be out of a job by Monday.

MUM: People will be saying "Where's my paper!?"

Yeah. As said, My parent's are very supportive.

I was determined NOT to screw up though, for Halle's sake!


She drew me a map (Super cute AND easy to follow) and highlighted the houses I needed to deliver too.


And although it took me Fourty five minutes (I know, why did it take me that long?!) there were only three minor problems.


Problem number one: I fell. Yup. Totally faceplanted on some Granny's stairs. I fail at life.


Problem number two: I was about six inches away from delivering papers to the wrong house. Then I realised that the wind flipped the page over and I was  going to deliver to unhighlighted houses.


Problem number three: I kinda lost my way. Twice. But I would have TOTALLY found that street if that kindly Granny didn't point me in the right direction.

Sad, I know, but I am a photographer god dammit and I will take photo's of everything I do....

Okay. Not everything. I do care about your psychological well being.

Actually studied some Biology stuff after papers... well that was a shock.

Watched Russell Howard's good news as well... Oh my god that guy is hilarious! Really want to see him now!

"Can't blacks and ginger not come together? They did it with Jaffa Cakes!"

It's such a feel good show. I seriously recommend watching it if you haven't already (iPlayer. No words.)

Anyone else notice the amount of rainbows today? GORGEOUS! 

You didn't notice the rainbows? At least tell me you saw the candyfloss clouds!

Mmmmmm. Sugary goodness.

And then my Mum bought me cookies.... AHHH bliss!

Markies have awesome stuff. First the cookie you see in my mouth right there... Mmmmm....

And then I had their tomato and basil soup for Tea... WOW! Amazing.

Top the night off? X factor.

Love the socialising part of that show more than anything. Watching it with my Mum, tweeting about it on twitter and then chatting about it in school, it's awesome.

My Dad keeps calling Wagner Viagra... So when it was announced that he was away to come onto stage (Maybe come isn't the right word choice in that sentance...) I said to my Mum...

ME: Wagner's still to come.... Oh sorry... Viagra...

MUM: Oh noo.... He needs some!

ME: What... WHAT?!?! Why?!

MUM: I don't know... It will give me something else to focus on rather than his singing...

Yeah. Watching Wagner dry humping Louis' leg is clearly a better option than listening to him singing "Livin' la vida loca".

Awwww... Just turned 00.00 here... Yah know what that means?
Officially the last day of October holidays!!

R.I.P October Holidays... You will be sorely missed.


Ahh well, enjoy the last of your weekends folks!


Lauren xxx