Last day of Holidays blues.

Don't worry, I'm not blue, no smurf syndrome for me today.

I woke up early today...

Okay. I woke up at 11 o clock in the morning, isn't that the same thing?

Was meant to be going to the cinema to see Easy A with Halle, she couldn't make it today though, so we're going on Wednesday instead.

My Mum made me hoover today. I found out that I am a terrible hoover-er. 

Knocked off EVERYTHING from one of my shelves. Damn nozzle-head...

Woah. Nozzle-head sounds like an epic name for a Mexican wrestler, dontcha think?

The workings of my inner mind people. I'd like to see a psychologist analyze that.

Anyways. After my super successful hoovering session, I was rewarded with an icecream cone.

Mmmm. Mr Whippy rules.

Then I went to go see this car my Dad has been eyeing up. He hates our Audi. Keeps stalling on him and it vibrates like a...

Phone on vibrate...

Yeah.

ANYWAYS, it's a grey BMW 5 series. It's manual and it runs on petrol. 

That's all I know about it... technically speaking.

Yes. I consider the colour of the car to be technical.

He had a test drive of it. Wowza.

My Dad really loved the wood.

It was like driving a cloud.

A cloud that smelled good and was cosy.

Brilliant.

Something rattled... Dad thinks it was the Dash. The man said he'd sort that our though, so no worries!

Sorry.... this is taking forever to write, watching the X factor results too!

Handed in my application form to paperchase today... eeek! First one handed in, all grown up huh? 

Honest opinion needed: Is the writing "Application form" on the envelope big enough?

Yeah? Thought so.

Then just came home and had a bath. Perfect lazy Sunday... minus the long lie... Boo.

Back to school tomorrow. Ahhhhh I'm not looking forward to that.

After two weeks off, I get used to going to bed at two every morning, getting up and watching two or three movies and chilling with my Buds in town.

Now I have to go back and do NAB's, unwillingly go out at half past seven every morning and wait for a bus and have to put up with a lot of drama...

I say drama... I really mean people taking things out of preportion.

Ahhh well. If you were never young and crazy, you can never be old and wise.

I'll post how school went tomorrow night.

Hope you all have a good week!

Lauren xxx

"I put it in a safe place". Let's be honest. It means you lost it.

I really want a job.


For several reasons. Let me explain...

1. Clearly, the reason most people want a job, to earn money.
2. I need a reason to crawl out of bed on a Sunday morning. Note the use of the word "Morning".
3. I want experience. Without that, I'm basically screwed for getting a job later next year.

You see, these are the reasons I want a job.

"Go out and get a job!" You say? "What's the problem?" I hear you ask? 

Three words. National. Insurance. Number.

Where? WHERE did that little piece of plastic get to!?!

I wish I could answer that.

Again, nothing much happened today. Felt inspired to get up and do something.

Sleep deprivation always triumphs over inspiration. Always.

Sad fact.

Did do ONE thing worth while though, had maths tuition with Charles today.

How can everything make so much sense when you're learning from one person and make absolutely no sense when your learning from another? The questions of life continue to puzzle.

I think I am going to go see Despicable me tomorrow morning with my Bud Chloe, so don't worry, no more blogs about nothing!!

Don't be afraid to comment by the way!! I don't think you have to be registered as a member, so feel free to scribble back at me.

Righto, chat to you guys later, me and my Snuggie are going to cuddle up and listen to some tracks on Youtube...

O.K... that was weird, just spent 4 minutes watching a video to have it ending with a break-dancing cat... Killer.

Time for some Everly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deaxr_hCm_8

And some Rihanna:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa14VNsdSYM

Do yourself a favour and skip to 1.01 

Cause the chorus for Only girl in the world is amazing!

Video ain't brilliant though... I mean... what *IS* she doing to that flower?!

Direction wise? Brilliant though, must get his/her name!

Later guys and gals!

Lauren xxx

101 ways to say "Because you'll pay me"

"Why do you think you will enjoy working for Paperchase Products Ltd?"

Ahhhhh the question that pops up in every application form.

Now you know what you WANT to put in there. You want to write down, "Because you'll pay me".

But of course, no man or woman in history has got an interview by saying that.

So we make up stuff...

Stuff like:

1: It will help me gain confidence

2: It will help me develop as an individual

3: It will show me how to be a team player.

4: I like your uniform.

O.K. So mainly the first 3.

Anyway, that's what I'm doing just now.

Lies, that's what me and my Mum are doing.

Or my Mum is at least attempting to help, gotta love her.

ME: Go on Mum, what could I write for Why I would enjoy working for Paperchase?

MUM: Because they'll pay you!!

ME: Maybe if I was applying for Burger King! But c'mon Mum, this is a classy joint this, They even have a fancy Question mark!!

A day in the life of me eh?

Speaking of, went to Town with my Buds Halle and Ross today.

Good fun, got a lift in from Ross, he's away to be sitting his Theory in the next few days, so keep your fingers, toes and eyes crossed for him.

...

Actually, just keep your fingers and toes crossed for him, you might scare little children if you started walking about with your eyes permanently crossed.

Went to see the Social Network today, EPIC movie, David Fincher delivers again!!

He used Tilt shift, yah know, the photography technique to make objects look tiny ^_^

Always wanted to learn how to do that, anyone got Fincher's number?

Cannibal chicken was my favourite part of the whole movie, such a laugh! Still doesn't come close to Inception though, film of the decade in my opinion.

Ummmm... woah... completely forgot everything that happened today!!

Going bowling tomorrow anyway.

I always fail at bowling. Love it though. Last time, I got SIX gutter balls in a row. Chloe... I want a re-match.

ANNNNNNND Mini Golf

X factor? Anyone watch it?

Who's your favourites? Mines are:

MARY! Rebecca, Matt and Aiden. And Paije. But only cause he's a sweetie pie and he works at a cinema (VIVA LA MOVIES)

But as you can tell, Mary is my favourite!

Love her attitude and her cuteness but oh god that voice.

Wish that Diva Fever didn't go home tonight, don't mind so much about storm to be honest, but really gutted for Diva Fever (BARBRA STREISAND!)

Am quite tired now... Was up till 3 in the morning, haha, watched Kill Bill vol. 2.

Tarintino rules, he has a thing for symmetrical things in this movie, you watch it! Pai Mei is EXACTLY symmetrical!!

Lauren xxx