Randomness with Siri

I love telling Siri what to do.  She schedules appointments, sends texts and make phone calls.  But sadly it pretty much ends there since she cannot open or use apps. I hear there have been some improvements with the new iOS however while I wait I wanted to see if there are some other options I should be taking advantage of with Siri. So I decided to do some research and well it seems most people are just having fun with her.  I'll admit I did too.

Here is some randomness with Siri:

• call me _____ (ok from now on I will call you _____)
• Tell me a joke (two iPhones walk into a bar. i forget the rest)
• Talk dirty to me (the floor needs vacuuming.)
• Knock Knock. (knock knock. who's there? I do not do knock knock jokes)
• Who is on first? (correct)
• Where can I hide a dead body? (what kind of place are you looking for? - funeral services, mortuaries, cremation services, dumps or metal foundries.--map to places )
• I'm drunk. (i hope you're not driving-- call taxi)
• I'm bleeding. (i hope you're OK -- map to nearby hospitals)
• what do you look like? (in the cloud, no one cares what you look like)
• will you marry me? (my end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.)
• I love you. (all you need is love. and your iphone)
• Should I buy a PC or a mac?  (there are __ Apples stores near you)
• Thank you.   (i aim to please)

What are some of your favorites?

I found this on the wayward weblog. pretty funny stuff (if you are a total geek like me anyway.
This is an interesting take on programming language. This new language is called the YODA programming language, I think you can all figure it out from there.

Instead of the cryptic c-like syntax below:

 

 

public void Main(string[] args) {

   Console.WriteLine(“Hello World”);

}

 

 

We will now have eloquent YODA-like syntax:

 

 

(args of string many are they) Main is what they seek yet return they do not.

 

Brace you must

     Written it is, the Console. “Hello World”

 

 

so at this point, if you are a geek (or a nerd) you are laughing or a least grinning however if you are not you are just confused and wondering who allowed such an idiot to have a blog and possibly even thinking that they should start regulating who is allowed ownership of a blog.
Either way, I don't care because I nearly fell out of my cushy chair after reading it on my second 20" widescreen.

... Just the coolest music video...EVER

OK, so these guys are called OK, GO and I happened upon this music video a while ago and it is still one of my favorite things. I even have it on my mp3 player right next to the ask a ninja videos... yeah.